Keeping up with the Joneses is hard, especially with all the technology these days, so why not invest in something that is almost entirely useless from the get-go? Introducing the USB Pickle, just plug it into any USB port and the pickle on the end will glow with a soft green light! It features a flexible shaft so you can point your pickle in any direction! Great for reading or just using as a ambient light in your den.
Pickle Power! Ideal for night blogging Innovative! Indispensable! And some might say completely useless!
Measures 17 inches long. Plastic. LED light. PC/Mac compatible.