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Valentine's Day Gifts for Her

Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing about these socks, other...

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Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums up our felines just purrfectly...

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I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Sandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks are grape...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.   We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a...

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Blue Q I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass

$18.89

Our Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass is the elegantly excessive glass for big thinker with big thoughts! We heard it through the grapevine that the first thing on your bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine... and that sounds like an...

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Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug

$9.99

Attention bookworms and taco lovers, our Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug was made for you! Featuring a nerdy little worm wearing reading glasses and poking its head through a red delicious apple on one end, and sporting a bad@ss taco tattoo on its...

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Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

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Blue Q Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our amazing Duchess of...

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Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins

$7.59

Stick a stiletto in it with our Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins! Take the first steps to organization with Pumped Up Pushpins! Each little red stiletto is a handy pushpin ready to tiptoe across your tickets and other pinnable ephemera. They make your...

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Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

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Blue Q Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Love You A Latte Chalk Board Sign

$12.99

Our perky Love You A Latte Chalk Board Sign is the perfect way to espresso yourself! Let's face it, we can't love you a latte, until we've had my coffee! This cute chalk sign by artist Shannon Roberts is the perfect addition to any kitchen or breakfast...

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Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

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Tropic Tea Flamingo Infuser

$9.49

We know you'll just be tickled pink with our Tropic Tea Flamingo Infuser!  Need a mental vacation? It's time you put your foot down, and find some time to relax. Spend some well-deserved down time with your new feathered friend, and enjoy a freshly...

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Best In Glass Trophy Wine Glass

$18.89

Congratulations! You’re #1 at life! And mmm, mmm, MMM, the taste of victory will be even sweeter when sipping from our Best In Glass Trophy Wine Glass! This handsome trophy-style wine glass makes a winning addition to any celebration or gathering...

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Winer Dogs Drink Markers

$9.49

It's been a ruff week... your dogs are barking and you're just begging for someone to off-fur you a drink.  Stop whimpering already.  It's time to get the paw-ty started with our Winer Dog Drink Makers! What better to mark you territory than...

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You Are So Very Loved Etched Mug

$11.99

Our blushing pink You Are So Very Loved Etched Mug is the snuggliest way to deliver a positive affirmation and hot beverage daily! Because we all need a little reminder that we are loved. This beautifully shaped mug will fit warm and cozy in your hand...

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Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Our floating Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser will warm you up with sunbeam filled memories of summer, and freshly infused hot tea of course! Before executing a tired-and-true belly flop into your bed after a long winter's day, finish of your day with a...

Hand Cookie Cutter

$7.89

We've really got to  hand it to our Hand Cookie Cutter. It's a fun way to give them a peace of your mind! The way to a person's heart is through their stomach, so when words fail to get your point across this cookie will gladly offer an...

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The Magnificent Donut Hole Coffee Mug

$14.99

Introducing the Holey Grail of all coffee mugs.  Guaranteed to turn any morning into a slam dunkin' good time... behold The Magnificent Donut Hole Mug. Move over creampuff.  Just ship our Nobel Prize now! There are some things that were just...

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True Love You + Me and the Cat Mug

$11.99

Let's paws for a mewment to admire our True Love You + Me and the Cat Mug. Ahh... sweet purrfection. This heartwarming white mug with red interior features sweet front, back messages and a bonus message on the inside brim! "TRUE LOVE - You & Me...

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Blue Q F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?  Should you get the...

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Blue Q Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins

$9.99

We don't want to be pushy, but our Pom Pins Pomegranate Pushpins are more than just a fun + healthy alternative to boring run-of-the-mill tacks. They're the homeopathic cure for a bland desktop! Each one of the “seeds” in this pomegranate...

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Happy Cloud Lip Gloss

$4.79

Our Happy Cloud Lip Gloss is a sweetly scented clear lip balm inside of a cheerful cloud!   Imagine looking down in your purse on a dreary day. Among receipts the keys you can't seem to find, a happy cloud face smiles up at you. It's not just any...

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