Valentine's Day Gifts for Her

Blue Q B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! On the outside,...

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Blue Q Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Blue Q Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our amazing Duchess of...

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Blue Q Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum

$1.99

You say tomato, we say wine.  With our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum you can just lay it all out on the lunch table.  Because, we don't carrot all what you think, unless you agree with us. After all, wine is made from grapes, so technically we...

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Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm?   Us either!   Our yumtastic pineapple and brown sugar flavored beeswax lip balm is the cutest balm to accessoriz...

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Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug

$9.49

Attention bookworms and taco lovers, our Head for Business Bod for Sin Mug was made for you! Featuring a nerdy little worm wearing reading glasses and poking its head through a red delicious apple on one end, and sporting a bad@ss taco tattoo on its...

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Koala Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.49

​​You may be thinking... How can the seemingly most chill animal on earth possibly be the best candidate for the daunting task of protecting my glass of vino from my fellow winos?  But, what you may not know is that koalas can display an extremely...

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Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.89

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files!  They're are a must for your portable beauty arsenal.  Because you never know when you may come dangerously close to...

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Social Climbers Squirrel Wine Charms

$9.49

We've all witnessed crazy squirrel antics, hanging in precarious positions or leaping small plants in a single bound to hoard away mass amounts of food.  Now that's the kind of dedication we look for in a wine charm! Our adorable set of Squirrel...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.49

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass

$18.89

Our Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass is the elegantly excessive glass for big thinker with big thoughts! We heard it through the grapevine that the first thing on your bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine... and that sounds like an...

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Blue Q Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen Mirren... we can think...

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Blue Q I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

$12.99

A cautionary kitchen accessory for those moments when there are too many cooks in the kitchen... our dead serious I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt has got your back! On the outside, you'll enjoy a pleasant pink panoramic scene with a vintage-inspired...

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Blue Q Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our feisty Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks are just the pair to wear when you're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Come on now... put up dukes! Featuring a total knockout drawn in the classic pinup tattoo style design - complete with stars, and roses. Speaking of roses.....

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Blue Q You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually...

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Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files are for anyone who is still a kid at heart and likes to keep their nails looking...

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Hot Mess So Blessed Mug

$9.99

Good Lord, our Hot Mess So Blessed Mug is accurate! What a beautiful hot mess of a mug this is, and we can totally relate! Take a big gulp, and let your inside voice out with our Fred and Friend's Say Anything Hot Mess So Blessed Mug and tell the world...

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On Cloud Wine Glass + Coaster Set

$14.99

Walkin' on Sunshine... whoah, whoah-whoaaah! When you take a sip of that "rainy day" bottle of wine, you'll feel like you're on Cloud Wine. Our stemless On Cloud Wine Glass + Coaster Set includes a cute lil silicone cloud coaster for putting your...

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Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug

$9.49

Our totally def Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug is going to help you rock your mornings! Yeah! Sugar me! Do you take sugar? one lump or two? Whichever way you take it, holding a generous 16 ounces, this mug will keep you rocking day and night! Featuring a...

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Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins

$7.59

Stick a stiletto in it with our Pumped Up Red High Heel Pushpins! Take the first steps to organization with Pumped Up Pushpins! Each little red stiletto is a handy pushpin ready to tiptoe across your tickets and other pinnable ephemera. They make your...

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Pumped Up Ruby Red Glitter Phone Stand

$9.49

There's no place like home button with our Pumped Up Ruby Red Glitter Phone Stand! Step up your phone accessory game by propping it up this shimmering pair of ruby red pumps! You won't even need to drop a house on its owner to acquire these dreamy...

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Blue Q Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash into the vending machine on the way back from the copier. So anyway, if you do...

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Blue Q This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

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Blue Q Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to, and genuinely know the motives...

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