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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool...

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You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

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Agate Party Porcelain Plate Set

$31.99

You know what totally rocks? Our Agate Party Plate Set!  Crafted of glazed porcelain and designed to resemble slices of gorgeous agate rock. Remember that super loud rock tumbling machine that you kept under your bed waiting for beautiful...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Mesmerizing Mermaid Tail Mug

$9.99

Beach, Please. Not Before My First Coffee. Drink up the luminous magic of the morning with our Mesmerizing Mermaid Tail Mug. Sculpted from ceramic to resemble a mermaid's tale, with a hypnotic iridescent teal blue finish. Just imagine the whopper of a...

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Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Our floating Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser will warm you up with sunbeam filled memories of summer, and freshly infused hot tea of course! Before executing a tired-and-true belly flop into your bed after a long winter's day, finish of your day with a...

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Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$19.99

Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this adorable, dual-purpose glamourous gadget! It looks like a...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work SocksOur classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl of...

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Grape Ice Pop Flask

$19.99

Our giggly Grape Ice Pop Flask is pop art with a surprise! For adults only, you can’t get this pop from the ice cream man! Indulge in a little refreshment with this “frozen” treat! Tuck a cool ice pop flask into your purse, your...

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Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

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Love Potion Decanter

$19.99

The intoxicating charm of our Love Potion Decanter will entice you to let your emotions flow, rather than keeping them bottled up inside! This generously-sized glass decanter holds 34 oz of passion-producing libations. A fun + useful piece of...

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Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug

$14.99

Our enchantingly beautiful Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug will make finding the silver lining in any situation a piece of cake! (Make that a piece of cake with whipped cream piled high, unlimited scoops of ice cream, and extra sprinkles!) Because nothing...

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The Magnificent Donut Hole Coffee Mug

$14.99

Introducing the Holey Grail of all coffee mugs.  Guaranteed to turn any morning into a slam dunkin' good time... behold The Magnificent Donut Hole Mug. Move over creampuff.  Just ship our Nobel Prize now! There are some things that were just...

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Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

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Wildflower Memo Tabs

$4.99

Oh, Snapdragon! Our vibrant Wildflower Memo Tabs quickly rose to the top in their field, and are straight up burying the competition! Time to put your yellow sticky flags to flower bed! Soon to become a perennial favorite, this set of wild beauties will...

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Cozy Cup Mittens Tea Infuser

$9.99

Some days there's just nothing more satisfying than cozying up to a warm cup of tea!  We honestly can't think of a better way dethawing our frosty paws than with a pair of mittens ala our adorable Cozy Cup Mittens Tea Infuser! These attached red...

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Unicorn Shower Cap

$5.99

Proudly let your love of unicorns go to your head with our adorable Unicorn Shower Cap! Imagine how magical your bath time will be as you visual a plethora of rainbow-colored droplets engulfing you as you shower away all of the negativity that may...

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Smug Cat Mug

$13.99

Fur seriously. We're not kitten. It's high time you finally outsmarted your sneaky kitty... and our Smug Cat Mug with Lid is just the trick! This curiously cat shaped ceramic mug with removable lid is a clever way to keep your creeping kitty's face and...

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Astronaut Strawberries

$3.99

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astronauts do - the freeze-dried way! Astronaut Strawberries, as well as other freeze-drive food items, have...

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You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

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Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our feisty Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks are just the pair to wear when you're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Come on now... put up dukes! Featuring a total knockout drawn in the classic pinup tattoo style design - complete with stars, and roses. Speaking of roses.....

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

People Don't Need To Smell It Bathroom Spray You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No...

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Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your Live Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

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Hello Kitty Super Star Mug

$11.99

Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...

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Free Hugs JK GTFO (Get The F*ck Out) Mug

$9.99

You are mistaken... our Free Hugs JK GTFO Mug is not giving you a come-hither look. Just look at the sneaky small text on the back. In case you're not in the know about GTFO... Get The F*** Out.   Holding a generous 16 ounces, this large coffee...

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You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

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Wine Lives Kitty Wine Charms

$9.99

With our cleverly designed Wine Lives Kitty Wine Charms this pack of cuddly cats will peacefully invade your home, and claim your wine.  Just like your real furry friends claim everything as theirs!    These purrfect kitty wine markers...

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

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Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good?Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic pineapple...

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Super F*cking Awesome Socks

$10.99

Like Super Duper F*cking Awesome SocksOur Super Fucking Awesome Women's Ankle Socks are, well, super fucking awesome. As they do say so themselves! Know what else is super fucking awesome? You! You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your...

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Social Climbers Squirrel Wine Charms

$9.99

We've all witnessed crazy squirrel antics, hanging in precarious positions or leaping small plants in a single bound to hoard away mass amounts of food.  Now that's the kind of dedication we look for in a wine charm! Our adorable set of Squirrel...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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You're Magical Unicorn Glitter Mug

$12.99

Magic, Glitter And Unicorns OMGOur sparkly You're Magical Unicorn Glitter Mug really does exist! As if having your first cup of coffee in the morning wasn't magical enough, imagine sipping your favorite amazing life giving elixir from this inspiring...

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Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

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Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old minty lip balm every day. So do your lips a favor...

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Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest creation all the more fun! A...

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Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp!  Marvel your guests as...

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Be a Mermaid + Make Waves Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Holy Mother of Pearl! Our Be a Mermaid and Make Waves Soap Dispenser shore is awesome! Now you can kelp keep your little mermaid's hands while making the process totally fintastic. Germs will soon meet their match once their natural born anemone is...

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Unicorn Lip Balm

$4.89

Just when you thought unicorns couldn’t be any more magical, this handsome beast with a magical golden horn and flowing rainbow mane trots into your life! Full of nourishing lip balm in a delicious cotton candy flavor, our enchanting Unicorn Lip...

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Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup Decoy Safe

$9.99

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that a can of Cream of Mushroom soup is the key ingredient in your amazing crock pot masterpiece.  Your secret is safe with us.  Well okay, maybe it's not.  But your secret valuables are actually safe in...

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Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish...

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My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

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Honey Bears Salt & Pepper Shakers

$8.99

Sweeter than your av-er-age S&P Shaker! Everyone loves honey bears and now you can love them year round with our Honey Bears Salt & Pepper Shakers!  Omgosh... so cute! Heighten the taste of your food as well as the ambiance in your...

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Men In Uniform Drink Markers

$10.99

Our mouth-watering Men In Uniform Drink Markers are just what you need to go with that tall drink of somethin'... There's just something irresistible about a man in uniform... like an icy cold drink on a hot day. Putting their lives on the line to...

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Unicorn Poop Lip Gloss

$4.99

With our Unicorn Poop Lip Gloss, you no longer have to awkwardly follow behind your BFF unicorn attempting to scoop their poop before the garden gnomes scurry off with it! Unicorn poop isn't the same as other creatures. It is rainbow and sparkly and...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.99

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

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Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just,...

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My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Fruit Flavored Awesomeness That Won't Get You Drunk You say tomato, we say wine.  With our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum you can just lay it all out on the lunch table.  Because, we don't carrot all what you think, unless you...

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This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

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Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

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Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Sock For So-So Sober Ladies Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash into the vending machine on the way back from the...

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