Valentine's Day Gifts for Him

Beer Bands Bombed Drink Markers

$7.59

Beer Bands are durable, reusable, stretchy molded rings sized to fit bottles, cans... and wrists!  All beers are created equal, or so it seems when you're trying to find yours at a party. So just stretch Beer Bands around your bottle or can and...

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Blue Q Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Blue Q Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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Decaf Is For Wimps Mug

$9.49

Show the world that no matter how you drink your favorite java, purist or fangled, only a caffeine buzz will suit you. The ceramic mug looks like a pot of decaf coffee from your favorite diner or restaurant.   On each side it is emblazoned with...

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Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.49

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

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Blue Q Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Proudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the...

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Blue Q Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very little about golf, but a little birdie...

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Blue Q Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

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Let Me Tell You Why That's Bullsh*t Mug

$9.49

Nothing invites a friendly debate like our Let Me Tell You Why That's Bullshit Mug!   Let the discussion (aka shit talking) begin! You've generously and quietly listened to their side of things, now it's time to take the bull by the horn, along...

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Sauce Bottled Up Desktop Decanter

$18.89

If you're going to be hitting the sauce, you might as well throw back in impeccable style! Our Sauce Bottled Up Desktop Decanter is the perfect way to “lift” your spirits. This personal-sized decanter and shot-glass set handsomely...

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Blue Q I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered.  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to...

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Blue Q Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your usually cool bud...

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Grub Mugs Recipe Mug Set

$18.89

No stove? No problem! The long forgotten art of microwaving is making a comeback and coming in hot with our Grub Mugs Recipe Set! And we've got all meals covered - breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert! This set of four recipe mugs will expand your...

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Totally Disco LED Mirror Ball Light Show

$24.09

Don't panic, disco is not dead -  not with our Totally Disco LED Mirror Ball Light Show hanging around! Whether you've got Saturday Night Fever or just want to put on your your your your your boogie shoes, just follow the call of our Totally Disco...

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Whoopee Cushion Mug

$9.49

The relentless prankster.  There's one in every crowd... If you're not friends with one, it's probably you! Make your morning cup of joe a real gas with our hilarious Human Whoopee Cushion Mug!  If you're like us, your first whoopee cushion...

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Blue Q Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just,...

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Blue Q You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

You're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is our You Are Better Than The Best Gum is better than the rest!  A thoughtful...

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Booze Bottled Up Decanter

$18.89

I'm not slurring, I'm talking in cursive. It's been confirmed, our fancy shmancy Booze Bottled Up Decanter will hold your liquor better than you can! Like certain friends, you can dress them up, but you cant take them out.  Now you can dress up...

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Copper Party Cup

$15.19

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

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Good Measure Vodka Recipe Glass

$9.49

Our fun and functional Good Measure Vodka Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! No longer will you be left high and dry attempting recall the ingredients in your favorite drink.  This stylish 16-oz measuring ​​glass is printed with 7...

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Gusto Bottled Up Desktop Decanter

$18.89

If you're going to drink, you might as well do it with unmatched enthusiasm and class! Our Gusto Bottled Up Desktop Decanter is the perfect way to “lift” your spirits. This personal-sized decanter and shot-glass set handsomely complements...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$15.19

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Static Clean Retro TV Sponge Holder

$6.69

Our Static Clean Retro TV Sponge Holder is an homage to the days when TV only got three channels and one of them was always static! The good ole days when the only remote control y ou had at your disposal was forcing your younger sibling to walk up to...

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Taco Truck Taco Holders

$12.29

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

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The Gold Party Cup

$15.19

Be it a golden pilsner or a radiant rum, your drink will take on distinctly lavish glow in our legendary The Gold Party Cup. A shiny twist on the classic party cup, it holds a generous 16 ounces of your favorite beverage in a well-deserved chalice of...

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Top Shot Trophy Jigger

$11.39

And the Most Spirited Award goes to the very best in bar tools, our very own Top Shot Trophy Double Jigger! Your drinks deserve the very best. Now you can measure out your liquor perfectly, and enjoy the rewards of a well-mixed cocktail! Top Shot is...

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Blue Q Holy Sh*t I Love You Dish Towel

$10.99

Our Holy Shit I Love You Dish Towel features a pair of star-crossed lovers locking eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Whether you like to spend time in the kitchen cooking, eating, or gabbing, this...

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