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Blue Q Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Blue Q Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Seriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch.   Guess what... you win again! Fruit flavored.   Petite pack...

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Blue Q F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks

$10.99

When you have one last fuck to give our F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks will help you step through the landmine of bullshit that's awaiting your day. You'll flit, flutter, and leap like a trained ballet dancer as you dodge being pulled into the craps the drama...

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Blue Q I Have Mood Swings Socks

$10.99

While they may potentially be the last thing someone sees before you kick em to the curb, our I Have Mood Swings Socks playfully admit to your sometimes unexpected rapid change of demeanor.   The only thing that could make these socks better is if...

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Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm?   Us either!   Our yumtastic pineapple and brown sugar flavored beeswax lip balm is the cutest balm to accessoriz...

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Blue Q Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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Blue Q I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what better way to flash...

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Blue Q I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

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Blue Q I Should Be A Better Person Gum

$1.99

Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all.   Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and self help books you've read. But apply them to yourself?...

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Ouch! Voodoo Doll Pin Holder

$9.49

Keep your stuff spellbound with our Ouch! Voodoo Doll Pin Holder! Curses! All those little notes and clippings are getting out of control! Put a hex on that mess with Fred’s OUCH! voodoo doll pin holder with 25 red-tipped pins ready to do your bidding...

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Woke AF Mug

$9.49

The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in the office...

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Blue Q Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash into the vending machine on the way back from the copier. So anyway, if you do...

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Blue Q Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Sometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's time to shine a light on your...

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Blue Q I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt

$12.99

We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!  After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...

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Blue Q Less You, More Me Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor, our Less You More Me Kind Of Day Women's Socks are there to cheer you one! Because some days you can only take so much.  A...

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Blue Q Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

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Blue Q Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

If you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most ego saving way, not...

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Blue Q Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to, and genuinely know the motives...

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Blue Q F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are...

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Blue Q Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and...

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Blue Q Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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Blue Q Wash Away Your Sins Hand Soap

$9.99

Whatever the cause or offense, if you are a liar, cheater or wrong-doer, our Wash Away Your Sins Liquid Hand Soap kills sins on contact!   Did we also mention that it will reduce your guilt by 98.9%!   Specially formulated for liars, cheaters...

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Ugh Mug

$9.49

For every morning meeting, our Ugh Mug will be right there by your side, filling you up with your favorite beverage and agreeing with your current mood.   With the word, or is it a sound(?) - okay with the distraught expression "Ugh" on the...

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Blue Q Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know... yourself! These socks feature...

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Blue Q Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to hate! Delivered with a smile, in a tiny package designed as cheerful as a...

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Blue Q I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!     Like an...

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