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Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints

Vampire Repelling Garlic Mintsby Archie McPhee

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Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints and more Weird Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each 2" round tin c

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Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each 2" round tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will send vampires scurrying back to their coffins.

Warning: consistent use of Garlic Mints may have a negative impact on your social and love life!
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Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints
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