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Description

Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints and more Weird Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each 2" round tin c

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Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints! Each 2" round tin contains one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will send vampires scurrying back to their coffins.

Warning: consistent use of Garlic Mints may have a negative impact on your social and love life!
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MINT-1839
Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints
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