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Summary

Vegetable Candy solves the age-old problem of having to eat your vegetables before getting your dessert.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Bean thinking that I don't carrot all

Our super corny Vegetable Candy is the perfect way to fool that nutrition loving nutcase into thinking that you're eating your greens. These candies come in a cute decorative tin with 3 different flavors that sound like they're good for you, but actually are not! They're each individually sealed so you don't get that glued together block and makes them easy to share.

Full of your daily value of Vitamin O for OMG they're so good I can't stop eating them! Trick your kids into eating vegetables (made of sugar) because they're really healthy.* Vegetable Candy solves the age-old problem of having to eat your vegetables before getting your dessert. It is especially fun to see the look on kid's faces when they taste these... a mixture of horror and delight!

  • Candy that tastes like vegetables
  • Individually wrapped green bean, corn & carrot sugar candies
  • The succotash of the candy world

Decorative tin contains 2.5 oz of candy. Measures 3.25 inches long x 2 inches deep x 2.5 inches tall. *not even close to the truth!

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