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Weird Gifts and Wake The F**K Up Snarky Tea at Perpetual Kid. Good morning, you stunning creature! Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you.

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Good morning, you stunning creature! Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you. You love hitting the treadmill at 5 a.m. and petting tiny fawns in dew-covered meadows at the first sign of daybreak.

SYKE! Mornings suck. But we’ve got you covered. With a giant cup of Wake the F**k Up Snarky Tea and the will to live, you’ll feel almost human in no time. By the way, this blend goes awesome with chocolate liqueur. Just saying.

Besides being an awesome gift capable of eliciting a fit of giggles this tea will actually kick your butt in high gear! This is the DREAM TEAM of ingredients. Yerba Mate is a natural stimulant and nutritional powerhouse that's loaded with vitamins, amino acids and antioxidants. It provides a smooth increase in energy while boosting mental functions. Gotu Kola is used to fight against fatigue and improve memory and intelligence. Invigorate, focus and kick some a**!

One hilarious tin of 15 high-quality, beautiful, whole-leaf pyramid tea sachets. Contains: Yerba Mate, Black Tea, Ginger Root, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Licorice Root, Black Pepper, Gotu Kola, Cloves. Stay bold, stay fabulous... STAY SNARKY!

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