It's just a joke people! They probably can't read yet anyway! And if they can it's not like we had them pack their bags telling them we're dropping them off at the orphanage... only to take them to the Michigan State Fair instead! I mean, that would be just cruel, right Nana?
Metal. Enameled paint. Measures approximately 8 inches wide x 11.5 inches tall. Manufactured with folded edges for safety and stability.