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WASH YOUR NUTS SOAP ON A ROPE
SANDALWOOD SCENTED
Wash Your Nuts Soap On A Rope
KEEP YOUR NUTS CLEAN AND FRESH

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Wash Your Nuts Soap On A Rope and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. We're not going to squirrel around with you...

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We're not going to squirrel around with you... if you've been hard at work out in the yard and you can no longer smell the crisp fall air over the pungent stench lurching up for your nether regions, it's time to defunk your junk with deez nuts!

Our tongue in cheek Wash Your Nuts Soap On A Rope will ensure the man in your life stays squeaky clean.  Shaped like a pair of shiny acorns, our luxurious sandalwood scented soap on a rope will hang in the shower just ready to be grabbed.

A cheeky gift for your favorite guy.

Almond scented.  One large hanging soap for the shower.  Gift box measures 3.54 inches long x 3.75 inches wide x 2.75 inches deep.  Wash yo damn nuts!

Item Number
SOAP-4209
SANDALWOOD SCENTED
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