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Our brutally honest Water. Nasty Dry Crap. Mat is the perfect home for your pet's food and water bowls.

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Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.   Easy to clean.

Measures 18 inches long x 27 inches wide.

*We swear this description was not written by the dog!

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