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Water. Nasty Dry Crap Mat and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Our brutally honest Water. Nasty Dry Crap. Mat is the perfect home for your pet's food a

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Our brutally honest Water. Nasty Dry Crap. Mat is the perfect home for your pet's food and water bowls.

You know they're thinking it, and if they could verbalize this sentiment, they'd be telling you like it is.   Maybe you throw Bruno a proverbial bone every once and awhile, and surprise him with a filet.   Just sayin'...

Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.   Easy to clean.

Measures 18 inches long x 27 inches wide.

*We swear this description was not written by the dog!

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