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Our Welcome To The Shit Show Friendship Card is a fantastic card for any occasion. Of course this works really well for anyone that is entering something new, like the job market or parenthood!
Front of card: Welcome to the shit show. This line for VIP ticket holders only.
Inside of card: Blank for personal message
- Includes kraft envelope
- Eco-friendly vegetable inks
- Heavy matte stock
- Blank inside
- Made in USA
Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Includes matching kraft envelope. Our Welcome To The Shit Show Friendship Card is offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock.
- Item Number:
- CARD-1201
- 200199212011
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