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Welcome* Unless You'Re A Republican Doormat and more Unusual Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Here at Perpetual Kid, we do not take sides.  But we are okay with you not

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Here at Perpetual Kid, we do not take sides.  But we are okay with you not letting people in your house because of what you regard as RIDICULOUS political views!  So if you truly have a hard time associating with those right-sided people... our Welcome* Unless Youre a Republican Doormat is perfect for you!  Also good for deterring the opposite party during campaigning season!  Hooray for the thought of people not knocking on your door!

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Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.  Easy to clean.

Measures 18 inches long x 27 inches wide.

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