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You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put our What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card in the mail, and wait for the fall out!

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Deep thoughts by Jack Handey Perpetual Kid

Our a-musing What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card is an insanely appropriate greeting for the yearly existential crisis!

Front of card:

  • Greeting says: What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
  • Navy blue background with yellow font

Inside of card:

  • Greeting says: Happy Birthday to your right foot, you're left foo, and your whole self!
  • Bright sunshine yellow with navy blue font. Left side has features white diagonal pinstripes.

Super eco friendly!

  • 100% post-consumer recycled paper card/envelope. VOC-free vegetable-based vibra-color printing. 100% print/production via solar energy. Unbleached Kraft envelope produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw.

Made in the USA! Measures 4 inches wide x 6 inches tall. Our What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card is what its all about!

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... but then I turned myself around.

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