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We predict that our Mermazing What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen will be the next best thing to having Ariel as a BFF! A hilarious gift for mermaid lovers.

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We predict that our Mermazing What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen will be the next best thing to having Ariel as a BFF!

Feel like you're stuck between a rock lobster and a hard place? Can't seem to make up your mind what to do next? Find yourself pondering, just exactly what would a mermaid do in this situation?

With a click of this fabulous seafoam green pen, the mysteries of the deep will reveal themselves to you! That's right, you can have the collective knowledge of the mermaid community in your hot little hands! And believe us, it does not disappoint. With a simple click, you'll have an answer to your tough questions, with nuggets of wisdom straight from the magnificent mystical mermaid metropolis of Atlantis, such as:

  • "Crash a ship."
  • "Make friends with a crab!"
  • "Brush hair with a fork"
  • "Pose on a rock."

A humorous gift for mermaid lovers! Don't believe us? Just sea for yourself!

One blank ink predicta-pen with a sea green barrel and shell colored accents. This pen comes in an eye-catching iridescent packaging that is quite frankly beautiful! With a click of the pen select from six mystical options. Pack measures approximately 10 inches long x 3.5 inches wide x 1.2 inches deep. What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen is simply mermazing.

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PENN-5775
What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen
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I traded my tail for tacos.

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