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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Dog Saliva Hand Soap For Dog Lovers

$11.99

Smells like lots of love and a little goo Our exclusive formula of Dog Saliva Liquid Soap (for human hands) slimes and lathers like a dog gone rabid! It's dog-gone all-natural, organic, vegan soap,...

Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle

$19.99

That truffle buttery scent! Light our lavish and upscale Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle when it's time to celebrate! Maybe it's a group victory or it could just be your own accomplishment that...

Pencils for Cat People

$9.99

Feline the Paw-sibilities Our purr-fect Pencils for Cat People are perfect for people that just have a strong affection for kitties. We're not going to say that word that rhymes with SHMRAZY because...

Sh*t Show Color Pencil Set

$11.99

Add some color to this dumpster fire Our real-world Shit Show Colored Pencils turn the current grey world into a colorful shit show that makes it at least somewhat pleasant to view. Plus, who...

Wash Away Useless Meetings Hand Soap

$11.99

Just read the damn email! Rid yourself of those ineffective and mundane assemblies with our Wash Away Useless Meetings Hand Soap. Can it be done? Can these useless meetings actually be washed away?...

Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

$19.99

Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and teakwood fill your soul while you start to relax...

Pencils for Dog People

$9.99

I like big mutts Our pawsome Pencils for Dog People are the ultiMutt gift for anyone that ruffs puppies! Trust me, I'm a dog-tor. Your dogs are your best fur-ends and they'll take the blame for you...

F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle

$19.99

Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of control thing or just everything is all imploding at...

Pencils for the Office

$9.99

Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staff meeting face? Seriously, why are we all sitting...

Pencils For First World Problems

$9.99

Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain...

Pencils For Zero F*cks

$9.99

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This new attitude is just what the doctor ordered...

Soap For Cat People

$8.99

Smells Like Purring Our a-meow-zing Soap for Cat People is a fun and purr-fect gift for the person in your life that loves cats! It's scented like warm milk which no cat or cat lover can resist...

Soap For Dog People

$8.99

Smells like unconditional love Our ultiMutt Soap for Dog People is a fun and te-ruff-ect gift for the person in your life that loves cats! It's scented like Grassy Dog Park which every dog lover is...

Day Drinking Candle

$19.99

It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their coffee in the morning and follow it with a wine...

Soap For F*cking Meetings

$8.99

Smells like this could have been an email Our Soap For Fucking Meetings works great to get all the weekday angst washed off at the end of the day. It definitely helps that this soap is scented like...

Soap for the Trophy Husband

$9.99

Living your best life. Our Soap for the Trophy Husband is for that lucky guy... see him there. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the...

The Fear Of Pouring Your Own Cereal Milk Candle

$9.99

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded...

Soap for Stoners

$9.99

Puff, puff, pass the soap! Our Soap for Stoners smells like Colorado and might antagonize the DEA when you lather up real well. It's a great bar of soap for your sink or bath where it can be 4:20...

Soap For Essential Workers

$8.99

Smells like validation Our limited edition Soap For Essential Workers is for all those workers out there on the front lines. All of you are heroes. From the hospital staff all the way to the people...

Okay Moms Candle

$19.99

Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So you’re the world’s okayest mom.....

Cat People Candle

$19.99

Hairball much? Our a-meow-zing Cat People Candle is for all the crazy cat people out there. It smells like warm milk, but we swear it smells like purring and a fresh hairball under your foot. A...

Dog People Candle

$19.99

Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud and sometimes...

Zero Fucks Candle

$19.99

None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad...

Soap for Bromance

$9.99

Frisbee golf date? This brotastic bar of Bromance Soap smells like someone has a new friend. I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler...

Soap for Karma

$9.99

Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around, we hope. We're not necessarily talking about...

Fake News Candle

$19.99

Smells like twitter. Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed. But Not MY Twitter...

Pencils For Grammar Police

$9.99

Your annoying Our official Grammar Police Pencils are perfect for the corrector and the corrected. Whether it's at home, the office or most likely on social media... people just can't seem to use...

Soap for Dad Bods

$9.99

Smells like cookies & cable sports Our Soap for Dad Bods helps build unwavering confidence and smells like toasted marshmallow. Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty...

Soap for the Middle Child

$9.99

Who are you again? Our Soap for the Middle Child is for all the forgotten kids out there that got lost in the mix. The oldest always got the love and the youngest got all the attention. We'll just...

Soap for a Midlife Crisis

$9.99

Will not fade new tattoos! Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it...