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Think romance is overrated? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad encourages you to utilize your funny bone instead! A hilarious Valentine's Day Gift!

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Think romance is overrated? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad encourages you to utilize your funny bone instead!

While sex is one of our basic needs, the diversity of reasons to engage in it staggers the libido. So, we put together a checklist of reasons you may not have ever thought of before! Possibly even increasing your chance of actually getting some. Just clearly state with this notepad that you need sex right now, because you shaved your legs, and see what unfolds!

Now you can communicate to prospective partners not only that you want to have sex with them but also why - then clear off the kitchen table and let the fun begin! Whether you're in it for love or money, we've got your motivations covered! If your urges are complex, check off multiple reasons!

  • A hilarious present for bachelors, bachelorettes, and significant others
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Includes 60 useful sheets per generous pad. Designed by Knock Knock. Measures approximately 6 inches wide x 9 inches tall. Who said romance is dead? Our Why I Must Have Sex With You Notepad is a cheeky gift for honey.

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