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Summary

Our Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins remind us that dystopian theories are sooooo 1984.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

We need to rise up and [redacted].....

Our insightful Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins humorously ask the prospective question to your party guests. What wine pairs best with living in a dystopian nightmare? Trick question: ALL OF IT. It’s all about the volume. Let’s all raise a glass to our worst nightmares coming true! 

Our cocktail party napkins say What wine pairs best with living in a dystopian nightmare?

Each package contains 20 (3-ply, FSC-certified) 5 inch square tissue napkins. TCF (totally chlorine-free) paper. Our Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins are printed with water-based ink and made in the USA.

Item Number:
NAPK-1209 
200199212097
Wine Drinker Gift for Wine Party
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