Welcome to the beginning of the end
Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works great for those over-the-hill but also for people hitting milestones like a 30th birthday.
The front of the card features a floral print and says "Wow you're pretty fucking old!!!! Just like the rest of us. Happy Birthday!", and is blank inside for a personal message.
- Made in the USA!
- Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
- Printed with soy based inks
- Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
- Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
- Blank inside
Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.
Our celebratory Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!