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Our celebratory Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card is a great card to give friends and family that are catching up to you in age or hitting an age milestone.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Welcome to the beginning of the end

Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works great for those over-the-hill but also for people hitting milestones like a 30th birthday.

The front of the card features a floral print and says "Wow you're pretty fucking old!!!! Just like the rest of us. Happy Birthday!", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our celebratory Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!

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