Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.)
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge, fluorescent pink thumbs up! We speaketh the truth, our I Want God To Be Like 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel features the hand of God is giving you a giant thumbs up! Kinda like the giant foot coming down from the heavens in Monty Python's Flying Circus, but not.
It may be a harsh truth to swallow, but the big man up above may be just prefer a little good old fashioned sass. Therefore we created this slightly irreverent towel for you to gift to this pious individuals also gifted with a sense of humor. You may see them falling to their knees with joyous milk-out-the-nose laughter, as they identify with this hidden truth buried deep inside of them like their overwhelming desire to skip Sunday mass from time to time.
A pinch of this, a dash of that, and a smattering of you're secretly my favorite child. Grace this gift to friends and family! Take our word for it - or His!
Made from super-soft, super-absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. Each hot pink towel adorned with roses, blue birds, and the parting of the not=so-red seas. This dish rag measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. It's extra special, just like you - our I Want God To Be Like 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel.