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Summary

Dance like everyone is watching and you don't give a shit! You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

You are an inspiration!

Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high?  We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go Fuck Themselves Greeting Cards and send them to these magical creatures in your life!

Even magical unicorns needed to be reminded how great they are sometimes!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

One card. Our special You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card is flown and created in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!

Item Number:
CARD-6429 
2.00E+11
You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card
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You are a magical beast... flaunt it!

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