You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!
No really, you are. No, YOU are. Okay, let's just agree to disagree.
What we can agree on is our You Are Better Than The Best Gum is better than the rest! A thoughtful gift to be given honestly from the heart or from the most sarcastic pit of your being.
Bosses, forget about handing out promotions and just gift your underlings these thoughtful trinkets! Said no one ever. Until now of course. We were kidding.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Made in Canada, eh!