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The dry wit of our You Are What You Eat, But I Don't Remember Eating A Legend Dish Towel is perfect for wiping up spills of laughter.

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The dry wit of our You Are What You Eat, But I Don't Remember Eating A Legend Dish Towel is perfect for wiping up spills of laughter once they notice this towel is dripping with sarcasm.

Tusk, tusk, tusk. Clearly, the elephant in the room is that elephants never forget, so this statement is completely irrelephant of course! Adorned with a hipster elephant sporting a plaid shirt, glasses, a fashionable red hat, and the appropriate amount of beard stubble, there's no better animal to be delivering this witty phrase on this bar towel.

A fun gift for yourself or for your friend who excels at dishing out laughter. A humorous towel ventures into the safe but fun grey area of gift giving. Don't think about it a ton, it will look great in your kitchen or bar!

Includes one 28 inch square white cotton dish towel. This fun and functional accessory is great for gifting or for your own very special kitchen decor. Our machine-washable You Are What You Eat, But I Don't Remember Eating A Legend Towel is by Kathy.

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You Are What You Eat, But I Don't Remember Eating A Legend Dish Towel
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