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Our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card is a great reminder that today is the day you were squeezed out of your mom. Proudly made in the USA!

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Happy squeezing out day!

Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card. It's a miracle... but kind of a gross miracle. Today is the day you were squeezed out of a vagina.

Ah yes, the day you came out of your mom... let's talk about that over cake. It's just one of those topics that we celebrate with parties, but we don't talk about the coming out part too much. Well, this card will look great perched on the table with the other boring birthday cards! Definitely a neck-turning conversational card.

A2 Card measures 4 inches x 5.5 inches and is professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock. Blank Inside. 

Our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card is handmade in the USA!

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