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Your Children Touch Everything When You're Not Looking Hand Sanitizer

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Trust us, you don't want to know where your kids hands have been.  Sanitize yourself!  Sanitize your kid!  Sanitize the cat's butt!  Butt maybe not in that order?

Our disgustingly accurate Your Children Touch Everything When You're Not Looking Hand Sanitizer, comes in a handy travel size squeeze bottle for home and on the go!

A fun gift for parents, teachers and anyone who may come into close contact with curiously sticky little loveable rugrats!  Those little fingers get into everything!

Made in USA.  One 2 fl oz bottle of sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs (found on a cat's butt).

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You may return most new, unopened items within 60 days of placing your order for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

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