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Your Very Own Personal Stalker

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Have you been feeling like you could use some extra attention?  Our Personal Stalker is the perfect addition to your life.  He's Pathetically fixated on YOU and YOU alone!  Can you imagine this creepy guy showering you with unwanted phone calls and gifts and following you everywhere you go!

Place him on your desk and know that he will always be there for you.  Best of all, unlike normal stalkers, your Personal Stalker will never put you in any danger! He will just present you with flowers all the time!

Remember... You are loved.  Totally... completely... obsessively!

Measures 3.5 inches high x 1.5 inches wide.  Ceramic.

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60 Returns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 60 days of placing your order for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

* A few items have an exception to our 60 Day Return Policy, and that will be noted on the product page and in your cart before you checkout.

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We currently ship to the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

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