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PERSONAL STALKER

Your Very Own Personal Stalker by Our Name is Mud

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Description

Your Very Own Personal Stalker and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Have you been feeling like you could use some extra attention?  Our Personal Stalke

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Have you been feeling like you could use some extra attention?  Our Personal Stalker is the perfect addition to your life.  He's Pathetically fixated on YOU and YOU alone!  Can you imagine this creepy guy showering you with unwanted phone calls and gifts and following you everywhere you go!

Place him on your desk and know that he will always be there for you.  Best of all, unlike normal stalkers, your Personal Stalker will never put you in any danger! He will just present you with flowers all the time!

Remember... You are loved.  Totally... completely... obsessively!

Measures 3.5 inches high x 1.5 inches wide.  Ceramic.

Item Number:
MUGG-5426 
45544245456
PERSONAL STALKER
Free Shipping $49+

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