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PERSONAL STALKER

Your Very Own Personal Stalker

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Our Name is Mud

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Your Very Own Personal Stalker and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Have you been feeling like you could use some extra attention?  Our Personal Stalke

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied with this item, you may return it within 60 days of purchase

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Same Day Shipping! Orders placed Monday-Friday by NOON EST will be shipped the same day from Virginia, USA. International orders welcome! Select your preferred delivery date during checkout.

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Have you been feeling like you could use some extra attention?  Our Personal Stalker is the perfect addition to your life.  He's Pathetically fixated on YOU and YOU alone!  Can you imagine this creepy guy showering you with unwanted phone calls and gifts and following you everywhere you go!

Place him on your desk and know that he will always be there for you.  Best of all, unlike normal stalkers, your Personal Stalker will never put you in any danger! He will just present you with flowers all the time!

Remember... You are loved.  Totally... completely... obsessively!

Measures 3.5 inches high x 1.5 inches wide.  Ceramic.

Item Number
MUGG-5426
PERSONAL STALKER
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