The zombie apocalypse could start as soon as next week! Our Zombie Attack Scarf won't just keep you warm when your forced out of your home by the hordes of the undead, it will also keep you safe. It cleverly disguises you like one of them.
Now you look like one of the gruesome beings that has returned to life. Now you can shamble your way through the local mall filling your backpack with supplies while going undetected by the masses of the undead.
Note: It may be a good idea to bathe in zombie blood first. We're not sure if they can smell you and/or how fast they are.
One size fits most. Approx. 5 feet long. Fleece. Machine washable. Does not smell like zombie.