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ZOMBIE MINTS

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Interesting Gifts and Zombie Mints at Perpetual Kid. Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of

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Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of our brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're unlucky, they'll slap the tin away and feast on your cerebellum. Be prepared!

Each round tin contains one hundred yummy brain flavored mints.

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ZOMBIE MINTS
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