Funny Birthday Cards
Shop our collection of funny birthday cards! You'll find an eclectic mix of witty and clever birthday greetings, hand-picked and curated from our fav small businesses that share our twisted sense of humor. If they didn't make us laugh out loud, they didn't make the cut. And while these quirky birthday cards are a gift in themselves, they're also the icing on the cake for an epic birthday present.
Birthday Cards
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Let's Party Tiki Punch Bowl Celebration Card
In stockReady to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...
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Sprinkles Official Confettigram
In stockCelebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A...
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Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card
In stockCheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...
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I Hope Your Chin Hairs Don't Grow Back Birthday Card
In stockSo Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
In stockWho are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...
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Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card
In stockDon't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...
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Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card
In stockOh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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Hey Shawty, it's Sherbet Day Birthday Card
In stockIt's Sherbet Day! Get ready to send a splash of sweetness and a burst of joy straight into someone's day with this scrumptiously adorable Sherbet D...
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You Will Receive Many Birthday Texts Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipEnjoy the texts, but cherish the cards Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a c...
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Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
In stockDon't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...
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Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny
Last One! In stock, ready to shipHappy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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Happy Birthday And All That Jazz! Card
In stockFor all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...
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Balloons and Shit Birthday Card
In stockHappy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...
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Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card
In stockWhat were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...
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The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipGoodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In stockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card
In stockGirl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...
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Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card
In stockThose pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...
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Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipMy love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...
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Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card
In stockAge is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...
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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
In stockShut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...
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Giving No F*cks Decree Birthday Card
In stockFearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...
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