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Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card

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    You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

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    Grannies Are the Best! Card

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    Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

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    We Would Never Do This Friendship Card

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    It's a "No Thanks" from us! Before you get carried away by this picturesque scene this We Would Never Card reminds us how we would never do this. L...

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    Ring Toss Advanced Technology Of Your Childhood Birthday Card

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    An oldie, but a classic! Remember when Ring Toss was the pinnacle of high-tech gaming and not just something you found at your grandma's house? Loa...

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    You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card

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    For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

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    My Family Portrait Greeting Card

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    Cat family? A whimsical greeting card by renowned artist, Steven Rhodes. Dive into a scene that resonates with cat lovers, singletons, and all who ...

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    I Hope Your Chin Hairs Don't Grow Back Birthday Card

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    So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...

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    Stay Positive Encouragement Card

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    Not a problem! You got this! Step into the whimsical and thought-provoking world of Steven Rhodes with our "Stay Positive" greeting card. This one-...

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    One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday? Bring a breath (or should we say, the last breath) of fresh air to the birthday party with our One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness ...

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    Express Your Feelings Killer Clown Card

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    It’s as if Picasso met Pennywise If our Express Your Feelings Card doesn't get people talking, they're probably too busy screaming! Who is This Car...

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    Gave My Last F*ck Award Sticker Card

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    Nope. Gave the last one away! Our Gave My Last Fuck Sticker Card is for that friend who effortlessly navigates the tumultuous sea of life without s...

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    Scrolling For My Birth Year Birthday Card

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    I don't have time for this! Celebrate another trip around the sun with our funny Scrolling For My Birth Year Birthday Card! Perfect for those of u...

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    Men Are Like Trees Christmas Card

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    It was great while it lasted! It’s a funny reminder of the fleeting nature of holiday romance and the Christmas tree’s fate... both destined for th...

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    Santa Bought Your Data Christmas Card

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    What Santa really does with your cookies! Our Santa Bought Your Data Off The Internet Christmas Card isn't your grandma's typical yuletide greeting...

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    Not A Creature Stirring Except The Delivery Guy Christmas Card

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    Check porch, wait. repeat. Oh, the holidays! When even the mice take a break, but our trusty delivery folks? They're out there, battling the frost ...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Congratulations Card

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    You can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...

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    Just Shut Up About It Congratulations Card

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    Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

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    Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card

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    Better together with nuggets! Our hilarious and heartwarming Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card is like a happy meal for your emotions! 🍔🍟 Just like...

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    OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card

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    You've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...

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    You Put The "Hun" In Depression Card

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    A Dash of Honey-Dipped Humor! We get it... life's lemonade can sometimes taste more like a pickle juice cocktail. But fear not, dear friend of misa...

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    To My Parent On The Loss Of Their Password Card

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    Do you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...

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    You're The Kitties' Titties Friendship Card

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    Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

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    It's All Shits & Giggles Now New Baby Card

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    Because life's messy moments just got a whole lot cuter! Our straight-up hilarious Shits & Giggles New Baby Card reminds parents of newborns, "...

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Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.

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When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!