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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card
In stockNow is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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Really Good At Taking Naps Award Ribbon
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Men Are Like Trees Christmas Card
In stockIt was great while it lasted! It’s a funny reminder of the fleeting nature of holiday romance and the Christmas tree’s fate... both destined for th...
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Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipThistle help make it the best birthday ever. So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “...
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Giving No F*cks Decree Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipFearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...
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Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipEverything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...
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Your Cake Is A Dangerous Weapon Birthday Card
In stockHurry before the smoke alarm goes off! Our hilarious Your Cake Is A Dangerous Weapon Birthday Card is perfect for friends and family that are celeb...
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May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card
In stockHoly shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...
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You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipA paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...
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Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny
Last One! In stock, ready to shipHappy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...
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Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipSometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...
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Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card
In stockHappy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowa...
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Floaters Duck Greeting Card
In stockWhere Ducks Meet Poop Jokes! Our Floaters Duck Greeting Card brings you a splash of fun with a twist of toilet humor! Duck-tastic Names: Mee...
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Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipYour melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...
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Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card
In stockThese peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, includ...
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Hooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card
In stockWho gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant el...
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Beavers Greeting Card
In stockDam, what I wood do for you! Our busy Beavers Greeting Card is a cheeky nature card illustrating the characteristics of the Beaver. The Beaver of c...
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Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card
In stockDid you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...
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Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card
In stockStop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, incl...
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Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card
In stockSo many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...
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Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card
In stockWatch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...
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Gave My Last F*ck Award Sticker Card
In stockNope. Gave the last one away! Our Gave My Last Fuck Sticker Card is for that friend who effortlessly navigates the tumultuous sea of life without s...
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From Your Favorite Child Mother's Day Card
In stockWe've used this line before... it just never gets old. Our cheeky Happy Mother's Day from your Favorite Child Greeting Card, is the perfect card fo...
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