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Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
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When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card
In stockI hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
In stockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card
In stockFrom one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...
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Killer Clown Happy Birthday Card
In stockHave a killer birthday Since birthdays aren’t scary enough, may as well seal the deal with our heart-stopping Killer Clown Birthday Card! An aweso...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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Feeling Cute, Might Swallow A Cake Later Hippo Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipHip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...
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Burning For You Relationship Card
In stockYou make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
In stockYou probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...
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Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipYour melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...
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Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card
In stockThese peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, includ...
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Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card
In stockWatch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...
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Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card
In stockStop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, incl...
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Hooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card
In stockWho gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant el...
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Floaters Duck Greeting Card
In stockWhere Ducks Meet Poop Jokes! Our Floaters Duck Greeting Card brings you a splash of fun with a twist of toilet humor! Duck-tastic Names: Mee...
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Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card
In stockSo many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...
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Beavers Greeting Card
In stockDam, what I wood do for you! Our busy Beavers Greeting Card is a cheeky nature card illustrating the characteristics of the Beaver. The Beaver of c...
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Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card
In stockDid you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...
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No One Will Love You Like I Do, Except The Dog Birthday Card
In stockAnd they call it puppy love The ulta-mutt card for lovers and dog lovers alike our Except the Dog Birthday Card, let's them know just howl much you...
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Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card
In stockThose pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...
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OMG! It's Your Birthday Card
In stockDivine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...
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Really Good At Taking Naps Award Ribbon
In stockBeing a professional napper is a skill worth celebrating! Do you know someone who can fall asleep faster than a sloth on a rainy Monday morning? We...
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Never Gonna Give You Up Card
In stockI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...
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Cat Croissant Greeting Card
In stockThis cat is totally lying... in a croissant position, that is. Yes, oui would have to agree! And if given a choice between these two doppelgangers ...
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Thanks A Flocking Lot Pink Flamingo Thank You Card
In stockShow them you're tickled pink Our flocking fabulous Thanks a Flocking Lot Flamingo Greeting Card will let them know just how flocking much their ac...
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