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Funny Greeting Cards

We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!

Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card

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    Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

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    You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card

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    On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

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    Warm F*cking Wishes Christmas Card

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    Leave 'em in fucking stitches. Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    Deer A**hole Greeting Card

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    Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

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    To My Parent On The Loss Of Their Password Card

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    Do you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...

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    Bless The Little Baby Cheeses Christmas Card

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    Praise Cheesus! The perfect holiday card does exist! Spread gouda cheer this Christmas season with our pun-tabulous, “Bless the Little Baby Cheeses...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card

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    This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

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    You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card

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    Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

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    You're Pregnant! Greeting Card

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    It's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...

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    Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card

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    Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowa...

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    Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card

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    Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

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    Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card

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    Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...

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    Let's Party Tiki Punch Bowl Celebration Card

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    Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

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    You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card

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    Thanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...

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    Shut The Front Door Greeting Card

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    You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...

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    In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card

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    You weren't there to say No! Our making-amends In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card is perfect for those hilarious apologies. I was...

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    Ain't No Hood Like Motherhood Greeting Card

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    Motherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...

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    Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card

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    The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit...

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    You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Sympathy Card

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    Curveballs, smurveballs... you're fantastic! Our supportive and funny You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Greeting Card is where heartfelt...

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    Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card

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    My love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...

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    Reddi For The Holidays Christmas Card

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    What doesn't whipped cream go on?! Our festive Reddi For The Holidays Card reminds us all what the winter holidays are all about. Pies, cakes, warm...

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