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Whether you're living in a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y or M.A.S.H. has you destined to live in a shack... there's one thing for certain.  There's no place like home!  Our hand-selected assortment of fun and unique home goods will instantly cheer up any living situation!  From cheeky garden gnomes to hilarious bathroom sprays you'll find creative gift ideas for everyone on your list!
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    Face Plant Planter + Eyeglass Holder

    30 Watt
    In stock
    4 reviews

    You'll totally want to plant a kisser on this planter! With a dry eraser marker that is! Our hilariously named Face Plant Planter is the perfect bl...

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    Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

    Archie McPhee
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    14 reviews

    Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

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    Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
    In stock
    32 reviews

    A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

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    Howligans Cat Butt Key Hook

    Fred
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    A hiss-terical hook for the home Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with our Howligans Cat Wire Hanger! The cat’s tail bends for...

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    Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Crystal Inside

    Feeling Smitten
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    1 review

    Unconditional love + compassion We're totally smitten with our Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Inside! Rose quartz is known as the stone of uncond...

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    Flower Power Naughty Naked Garden Gnome

    Kwirkworks
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    There's no reason to be em-bare-assed!🌻 Looking as naked as the day he was born (which must have been a long, long time ago!), our Naughty Naked Ga...

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    Fuck That Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

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    Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist

    Blue Q
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    Toot! Toot! Oh crap! Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Soon to a regular stop in your bathroom, it's our Next Sto...

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    Okay Moms Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So ...

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    What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer

    Blue Q
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    It's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...

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    The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

    BigMouth Toys
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    No gnome was spared that day And no one will forget the Great Garden Gnome Massacre Godzilla Gnome! The creature rose from the waters and had a ...

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    The Scream Air Freshener

    Archie McPhee
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    Shout. Shout. Let us all out of your car it stinks in here! Our Scream Air Freshener is the ideal gift for the person who is filled with existentia...

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    Healing Stones

    Geo Central
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    Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said so...

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    The Middle Child Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Demand the attention you so desperately seek (and sometimes deserve) with our impossible-to-be-overlooked The Middle Child ...

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    Unicorn Pool Float Garden Gnome

    Kwirkworks
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    There's gnome-one just like you! 🦄 This pint-sized fella is not one to stand on the sidelines. Instead our Unicorn Pool Float Garden Gnome can fore...

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    3D Bee Air Freshener

    Archie McPhee
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    Hive you heard? Our bee air freshener is all a buzz! Swear allegiance to your local hive with our brand new 3D Bee Air Freshener! If this were just...

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    Woofie Pet Selfie Tool

    Fred
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    Pose for the pupperazzi! Yeah, we all look pretty silly arguing with our pet to sit still and "smile" for a picture. Enter bribery... Getting a go...

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    Phrenology Dog Bust- Read Your Dog's Mind!

    Running Press
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    Ruh Roh! Are you sure you want to know what Fido is thinking? Our Phrenology Dog Kit is just the kit you need if you've ever wondered why your furr...

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    Gigantic Shark Bite Beach Blanket

    BigMouth Toys
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    Getting sand everywhere BITES! If you hate the feeling of sand in your fish fillet, you should upgrade from that raggedy ol’ bath towel from 1991 t...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

    Boxer Gifts
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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    Blokz Birthday Candles

    NuOp Design
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    Think kids get to have all of the fun? Time to lego of that idea! We're not toying with you! Our flashback-worthy Blokz candles are a fun and uniqu...

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    This Sh*t Is Bananas Lavatory Mist

    Blue Q
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    B-a-n-a-n-a-s! You know things have gone crazy when people are using our This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist after a long bathroom visit! Toss one i...

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    Pooping Garden Gnome

    Kwirkworks
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    Tiptoe (carefully) through the tulips 🌷💩🌷 Awww, sh*t! Our mischievous Pooping Garden Gnome may have taken his passion for gardening a step too far....

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    Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

    Blue Q
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    A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now,...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Bob Ross Happy Little Magnets

    Running Press
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    Add a little Bob to your fridge, locker, or workspace! Spread the inspirational artwork and words of wisdom of Bob Ross with our Bob Ross: Happy Li...

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    Chakra Cards

    Gift Republic
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    Feeling unbalanced? Get to the energetic core of the issue! 🌈🧘✨ What do you say... are you ready to start a journey of self-discovery and unlock yo...

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    Soap for a Midlife Crisis

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Will not fade new tattoos! Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're thr...

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    Bathroom Guest Book

    Knock Knock
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    A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable ev...

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    Soap For F*cking Meetings

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Smells like this could have been an email Our Soap For Fucking Meetings works great to get all the weekday angst washed off at the end of the day. ...

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    Red Red Wine Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! ...

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    Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup Decoy Safe

    BigMouth Toys
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    Your delicious secret is safe with us. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that a can of Cream of Mushroom soup is the key ingredient in your amazin...

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