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Burger and Fries Bandages: Fast Food for Your Boo-Boos! Ouchies meet their match with our Burger and Fries Bandages! Perfect for fast food lovers a...

Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

Adventure Awaits with Bigfoot and Yeti Bandages! Got a scrape? Let Bigfoot and Yeti kiss it better! Our Bigfoot and Yeti Bandages are not just ster...

Rainbow and Cloud Bandages bring a smile to your boo boo! Brighten up those bumps and scrapes with our Rainbow and Cloud Bandages! Who says a cut c...

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Heal Thy Scrapes with Jesus and Lamb Bandages! Holy moly, have we got the cure for you! Whether you've taken a tumble or just need a patch-up, our ...

Potty Humor to the Rescue with Toilet Paper and Poop Bandages! Ouchies meet giggles with our Toilet Paper and Poop Bandages! Perfect for little adv...

Ouchies can't jam your style with our Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandages! Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), these bandages are a fun fix for mino...

Sweet Relief with Pancake & Waffle Bandages! Sprinkle some fun on those scrapes and scratches with our Pancake and Waffle Bandages! Perfect for...

A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

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The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as...

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious pr...

Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...