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From your head to your toes we have fun gifting accessories like socks and funny bandages for boo-boos!

Bath and Body

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Bigfoot Bandages

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    Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot. So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his...

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    I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

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    Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

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    You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

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    Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other ...

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    Video Game Men's Socks

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    A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

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    Jabberwocky Read My Lips Lip Balm

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    Delightfully nonsensical Pucker up and step through the looking-glass with our eucalyptus mint flavored voyage into whimsy with a tube of Jabberwoc...

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    Pickle Bandages

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    Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...

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    Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

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    Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

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    You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

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    Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Do...

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    Fridge Lunch Box

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    Step Back in Time with Our "Cool" Retro Lunch Box Hey there, time travelers and lunchtime adventurers! Get ready to experience the nostalgia of yes...

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    Llama Market Mate Foldable Bag

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    No drama with this llama! Shopping can be no prob-llama because this Llama Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Lla...

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    Pawfect Nails Dog Belly Nail File

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    Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lover...

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    Cats Are Expensive Coin Purse

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    A coin purrs that carries lots of sass and your cash 👛🐱 Cats are expensive, and fabulous. Thankfully this coin purse is fabulous but inexpensive! B...

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    Official Crayola Crayons Pin Set

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    Time to get your cray-cray on Make every moment feel like a perpetual recess break with our totally stylin’ Crayola Crayon Enamel Pin Set! This set...

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    Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

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    Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday? So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking a...

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    Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

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    Hear ye! Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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    God, My Teen Years Must Have Been So Unpleasant For So Many People Socks

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    Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

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    Chill Out Googly Eyes Eye Pads Mask

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    Laughter and sleep are the best medicine... 🤪😴 So why not combine the two?! For those days when you can barely keep your eyes open, our Googly Eye...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

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    The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as...

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    Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File

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    Hello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In ...

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    I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

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    We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judgin...

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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