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From your head to your toes we have fun gifting accessories like socks and funny bandages for boo-boos!

Bath and Body

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    You Crafty Bitch Socks

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    Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious pr...

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    Ice Cream Money Coin Purse

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    Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

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    The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as...

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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    People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

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    Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my do...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Video Game Men's Socks

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    A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

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    I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks

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    And TBH that's the only running we'll be doing today. Our cheeky I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks silently declares... We don't g...

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    I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

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    Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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    Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

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    Hear ye! Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible...

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    Extra-Strength Mom Spit Soap

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    Fun Mother's Day Gift! Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the same legendary cleaning power of Mom Spit in soap...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

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    Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other ...

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    Generic Bandages

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    This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the w...

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    I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

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    We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judgin...

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    Pickle Bandages

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    Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...

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    Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

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    Leftovers never looked so... good boy! After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

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    Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Do...

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    Love Who You Love Socks

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    Love, love, love It's all you need, it's everywhere around you, and it's available to every-freakin last one of ya'll! Now, go run along and share ...

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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

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    Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

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    Official Crayola Crayons Pin Set

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    Time to get your cray-cray on Make every moment feel like a perpetual recess break with our totally stylin’ Crayola Crayon Enamel Pin Set! This set...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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