Soaps and Sprays
You know what really stinks? Not being able to find the perfect gift! Clean up your act with our awesome collection of funny soap and sprays! With witty gift soaps, silly hand sanitizers, and funny bathroom sprays we're sure you'll find something brilliant to freshen up your shopping list!
Soaps + Sprays
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What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer
In stockIt's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...
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Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap
In stockFarts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...
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Wash Your Tits Bird Soap
In stockIt's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...
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Jesus Is Washing You Soap
In stockGet closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...
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Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Crystal Inside
In stockUnconditional love + compassion We're totally smitten with our Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Inside! Rose quartz is known as the stone of uncondi...
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Sweaty Flaps Soap
In stockFlippitty floppity... the funniest soap! Don't ovary-act. Vagina jokes are funny. Period. Our zany Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a cheeky fresh treat fo...
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Soap For A Dope Bar Soap
In stockUh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...
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That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
In stockA modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...
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90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap
In stockSoap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...
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I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer
In stockWatch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce. So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just...
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Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap
Hurry! Low StockThe three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...
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Camping is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People
Hurry! Low StockCamping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...
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Titanic Lavatory Mist
Hurry! Low StockIt's the largest Steamer in the world! 💩🚢 Keep our Titanic Lavatory Mist on the bathroom sink, in plain view, You know, in the event things go ass-...
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Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap
In stockWAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...
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Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist
In stockBecause lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to...
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Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap
In stockDid you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...
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Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap
In stockThe official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...
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Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap
In stockWe don't want to come off as cocky, but... We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...
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Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap
Hurry! Low StockBecause alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...
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Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist
In stockToot! Toot! Oh crap! Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Soon to a regular stop in your bathroom, it's our Next Sto...
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Grilled Steak Soap
In stockWhere’s the beef? In the shower, oddly enough. 🥩🚿 When it comes to finding the perfect present, the steaks are high. A truly unique gift is rare t...
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Pizza Soap
In stockCome clean about your pizza obsession. 🍕🧼 Let the world know that you're a weird-dough with our Slice of Pizza Soap! Prefer to eat pizza at every ...
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We've Got A Shituation Here Lavatory Mist
In stockIt's time to call for back-up, buddy. 🚨🚽🪠 A cheeky gift for the repeat offender of your guest bathroom, our We've Got A Shituation Here Lavatory M...
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Jingle Balls Christmas Stocking Stuffer Soap
In stockFeeling a little ballsy this Christmas? Encourage the m-asses to jingle those balls and enjoy a jolly festive bling-a-ling a-ding-dong with this ch...
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