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You know what really stinks? Not being able to find the perfect gift! Clean up your act with our awesome collection of funny soap and sprays! With witty gift soaps, silly hand sanitizers, and funny bathroom sprays we're sure you'll find something brilliant to freshen up your shopping list!

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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap

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    WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

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    Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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    Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    Extra-Strength Mom Spit Soap

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    Fun Mother's Day Gift! Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the same legendary cleaning power of Mom Spit in soap...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    Deez Nuts Soap

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    Cleanse, laugh, repeat! Ready to elevate your shower time from bland to grand? Dive into a sensational cleansing experience with Deez Nuts Soap! 🌰🚿...

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    Dat Ass Soap

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    Booty lovers, meet your new bath-time bestie! Dat Ass Funny Soap, the soap that's got your back (side) covered. Crafted with cheeky love, our bar ...

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    Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap - Limited Edition

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    The gift for those with an unholy sense of humor this Christmas! Step into the delightfully twisted holiday spirit with our Christmas Miracle Wishi...

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    Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland Christmas Soap - Limited Edition

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    Walkin' Soap... Too drunk to drive home from the holiday party! Lather up the holiday spirit with our Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland Christmas Soap...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Family Ruins The Holidays Soap - Limited Edition

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    All together now... Fa la la la... Our family ruins the holidays! Unwrap a burst of holiday cheer with our Family Ruins The Holidays Christmas Soap...

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    Baths 'R' Gross Soap

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    I won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...

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    Burger + Beer Soap Set

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    Because burgers and beers are life. 🍺🤗🍔 Time to fire up the grill and crack some suds, err suds some cracks with our Burger and Beer Soap Set! Givi...

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    Tool Kit Soap Gift Set

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    Expand your toolbox of handy gift ideas! 🧰🔧 Freshen up like a real handyman with our Tool Kit Soap Gift Set! This gift for guys includes 4 tool-sha...

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    Dick In A Box Holiday Gift Soap - Limited Edition

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    Take a look inside.. it's a Dick In A Box Soap 🎶 Unwrap a barrel of laughs with our "Dick In A Box" Holiday Gift Soap, inspired by the iconic Satur...

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