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A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to...

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We don't want to come off as cocky, but...  We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

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Toot! Toot! Oh crap! Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Soon to a regular stop in your bathroom, it's our Next Sto...

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It's time to call for back-up, buddy.  🚨🚽🪠 A cheeky gift for the repeat offender of your guest bathroom, our We've Got A Shituation Here Lavatory M...

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