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Soaps and Sprays

You know what really stinks? Not being able to find the perfect gift! Clean up your act with our awesome collection of funny soap and sprays! With witty gift soaps, silly hand sanitizers, and funny bathroom sprays we're sure you'll find something brilliant to freshen up your shopping list!

Soaps + Sprays

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    Titanic Lavatory Mist

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    It's the largest Steamer in the world! 💩🚢 Keep our Titanic Lavatory Mist on the bathroom sink, in plain view, You know, in the event things go ass-...

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    That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist

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    A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lava...

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    We've Got A Shituation Here Lavatory Mist

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    It's time to call for back-up, buddy.  🚨🚽🪠 A cheeky gift for the repeat offender of your guest bathroom, our We've Got A Shituation Here Lavatory M...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar

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    This cheeky soap is sure to crack them up! Our hilarious Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar is the perfect rude + crude, dude gift! This far-from-subt...

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    Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

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    You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our bu...

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    I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

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    Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce. So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just...

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    What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer

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    It's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...

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    Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

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    Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to...

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    Jingle Balls Christmas Stocking Stuffer Soap

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    Feeling a little ballsy this Christmas? Encourage the m-asses to jingle those balls and enjoy a jolly festive bling-a-ling a-ding-dong with this ch...

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    Wash Away Useless Meetings Hand Soap

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    Just read the damn email! Rid yourself of those ineffective and mundane assemblies with our Wash Away Useless Meetings Hand Soap. Can it be done? C...

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    Fake News Liquid Hand Soap

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    Don't believe everything you read on the internet... Or scroll past on social media, watch on YouTube, overhear at the grocery store, or what is dr...

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    Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

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    A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now,...

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    Cracking Nuts Christmas Stocking Stuffer Soap Bar

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    Tis the season for busting balls and cracking nuts! Nuts will be most cracking with this heady fragranced festive bar of soap! Our hilarious Crack...

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    Pizza Soap

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    Come clean about your pizza obsession. 🍕🧼 Let the world know that you're a weird-dough with our Slice of Pizza Soap! Prefer to eat pizza at every ...

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    Fab Yule Arse Christmas Stocking Stuffer Soap

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    Yule ❤️ this festive soap! 🎄 Fabulous and cheeky our Fab Yule Arse Christmas soap is the ultimate Secret Santa gift! Be Claus what better way to ce...

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    Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

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    Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus...

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    Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist

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    Toot! Toot! Oh crap! Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Soon to a regular stop in your bathroom, it's our Next Sto...

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    Uranium Glow In The Dark Soap

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    Get your glow back! Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you u...

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    Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap

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    We don't want to come off as cocky, but...  We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

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    Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Crystal Inside

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    Unconditional love + compassion We're totally smitten with our Pink Moon Soap with Rose Quartz Inside! Rose quartz is known as the stone of uncond...

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    Soap for a Midlife Crisis

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    Will not fade new tattoos! Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're thr...

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    Soap for Karma

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    Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around,...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Sweaty Flaps Soap

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    Flippitty floppity... the funniest soap! Don't ovary-act. Vagina jokes are funny. Period. Our zany Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar is a cheeky fresh treat fo...

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