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Funny Birthday Cards

Shop our collection of funny birthday cards! You'll find an eclectic mix of witty and clever birthday greetings, hand-picked and curated from our fav small businesses that share our twisted sense of humor. If they didn't make us laugh out loud, they didn't make the cut. And while these quirky birthday cards are a gift in themselves, they're also the icing on the cake for an epic birthday present.

Birthday Cards

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    Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card

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    Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowa...

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    OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card

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    You've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...

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    Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit

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    Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts...  our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card

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    Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

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    Happy Birthday Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

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    Vanilla Celebration Confetti Cake Kit

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    Because cake is for life, not just birthdays! Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, promotion, graduation, or your bestie finally kicking that toxic...

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    You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card

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    Another birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...

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    Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card

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    Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

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    Feeling Cute, Might Swallow A Cake Later Hippo Birthday Card

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    Hip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...

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    How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card

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    Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...

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    OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

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    Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

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    Have A Sleeve Or Three Birthday Card

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    Show 'em you're one smart cookie for finding the perfect birthday card! Our deliciously fun Oreo Cookie Birthday Card is simply the sweetest greeti...

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    Your Cake Is A Dangerous Weapon Birthday Card

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    Hurry before the smoke alarm goes off! Our hilarious Your Cake Is A Dangerous Weapon Birthday Card is perfect for friends and family that are celeb...

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    You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card

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    Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

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    Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card

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    Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...

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    This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday Card

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    Heart melting cuteness! Our super cute "This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday" Card is just what the cat dragged in... just for you! Just ...

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    Lettuce Celebrate Turtle Birthday Card

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    Shell-ebrate good times, come on! Let's shell-ebrate. Let us take some of the shellshock out of turning another year older with our Turtle-y Punny ...

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    Let's Party Tiki Punch Bowl Celebration Card

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    Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

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    Giving No F*cks Decree Birthday Card

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    Fearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...

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    Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend Birthday Card

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    We wouldn't want anyone to feel bad! Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend! Don't show any of our other friends this card. I swear it's not becau...

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    Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card

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    Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

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    Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card

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    Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

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    Ted Happy Birthday Card

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    Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

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