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Funny Birthday Cards

Funny Birthday Cards! Shop our collection of funny birthday cards! You'll find an eclectic mix of witty and clever birthday greetings, hand-picked and curated from our fav small businesses that share our twisted sense of humor. If they didn't make us laugh out loud, they didn't make the cut. And while these quirky birthday cards are a gift in themselves, they're also the icing on the cake for an epic birthday present.

Birthday Cards

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    Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card

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    I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...

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    The Cure Cat Birthday Card

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    Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

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    Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card

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    Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

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    I Get Corner Piece? Dinosaur Birthday Card

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    This card is the icing on the cake! No matter which way you slice it, our totally relatable I Get Corner Piece? Dinosaur Birthday Card will come ou...

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    Ted Happy Birthday Card

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    Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

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    Snappy Birthday Alligator Birthday Card

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    Where whimsy meets wild with a dash of toothy charm! 🐊🎂 Our delightful Snappy Birthday Alligator Greeting Card features a vibrant illustration of ...

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    This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday Card

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    Heart melting cuteness! Our super cute "This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday" Card is just what the cat dragged in... just for you! Just ...

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    Let's Party Tiki Punch Bowl Celebration Card

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    Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

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    Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card

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    This message is approved by Waystar Royco Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card truly rules the corporate world of birthday wishes starring n...

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    Taylor Happy BirthTAY Birthday Card

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    Happy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...

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    Bueller... Birthday Card

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    It's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...

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    Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card

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    Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card

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    Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...

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    That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card

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    Now we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...

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    I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card

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    The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

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    Etch A Sketch Birthday Card

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    The lines starts here... for birthday wishes! Our wildly fun Etch A Sketch Birthday Card is an inspiration back to our childhood. It was so fun to ...

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    T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card

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    Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

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    Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

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    Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

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    OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

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    Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

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    Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card

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    I'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...

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    Happy Birthday Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

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    Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card

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    Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

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    Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card

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    This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

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