Funny Birthday Cards
Funny Birthday Cards! Shop our collection of funny birthday cards! You'll find an eclectic mix of witty and clever birthday greetings, hand-picked and curated from our fav small businesses that share our twisted sense of humor. If they didn't make us laugh out loud, they didn't make the cut. And while these quirky birthday cards are a gift in themselves, they're also the icing on the cake for an epic birthday present.
Birthday Cards
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Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card
In stockThis message is approved by Waystar Royco Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card truly rules the corporate world of birthday wishes starring n...
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Like A Fine Wine Or Aged Scotch, You Are Old And At The Bar Birthday Card
In stockYou get better with age when you remember to put a cork in it! 100% accurate... Like A Fine Wine Or An Aged Scotch, You Are Old And I Can Probably ...
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You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card
In stockThe cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...
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Etch A Sketch Birthday Card
In stockThe lines starts here... for birthday wishes! Our wildly fun Etch A Sketch Birthday Card is an inspiration back to our childhood. It was so fun to ...
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Balloons and Shit Birthday Card
In stockHappy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...
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Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card
In stockMy love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...
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Something Awesome Happened on the Day You Were Born Birthday Card
In stockSpoiler Alert: You were the awesome thing! ✨🎂✨ Our Something Awesome Birthday Card sure knows how to deliver the message! This greeting is bursting...
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Bueller... Birthday Card
In stockIt's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...
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Retro Cakebox Happy Birthday Card
In stockLife is better with cake Our Retro Cakebox Happy Birthday Card reminds us all that nothing says happy birthday like a homemade cake! Well, at least...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
In stockOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
In stockWho are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...
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Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card
In stockUshering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...
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You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card
In stockAnother birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...
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Unbelievable Birthday Card
In stockWe believe! See is believing, but believing doesn't require seeing! Confused yet? Our Unbelievable Birthday Card well set you straight - on the pat...
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Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
In stockIs that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...
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T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card
In stockParty like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...
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OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card
In stockYou've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...
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Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card
In stockDon't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...
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Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit
In stockLooking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...
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One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipHappy Birthday? Bring a breath (or should we say, the last breath) of fresh air to the birthday party with our One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness ...
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Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card
In stockI'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...
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Snappy Birthday Alligator Birthday Card
In stockWhere whimsy meets wild with a dash of toothy charm! 🐊🎂 Our delightful Snappy Birthday Alligator Greeting Card features a vibrant illustration of ...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card
In stockGoodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...
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