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Live life like a song and have a Dope Birthday! Get ready to saddle up for a high birthday celebration with our Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card! W...

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And they call it puppy love The ulta-mutt card for lovers and dog lovers alike our Except the Dog Birthday Card, let's them know just howl much you...

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Pardon my frenchie... bulldog. Let's get this paw-ty started with our Party Animal Greeting Card! This adorable looking puppy is ready to hit the d...

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You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

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Let's Taco bout your birthday! This spec-taco-lar Happy Birthday Taco Card is perfect for anyone who properly appreciates the taco, or fine dining ...

Have a killer birthday Since birthdays aren’t scary enough, may as well seal the deal with our heart-stopping Killer Clown Birthday Card! An aweso...

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Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

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Party your face off Time to blow out the candles and make a death birthday wish, with our totally crypt-ic HBD Skull Birthday Card! Now of course...