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  • Boston America - A Christmas Story Pink Nightmare Mints
    A Christmas Story Pink Nightmare Mints - Boston America
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    A Christmas Story Pink Nightmare Mints

    Boston America
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    It's a pink nightmare! The Christmas Story movie was packed full of funny and memorable moments, but Ralph wearing the pink bunny suit sent by Aunt...

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  • Archie McPhee - Hamdy Ham Flavored Candy Canes
    Hamdy Ham Flavored Candy Canes - Archie McPhee
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    Hamdy Ham Flavored Candy Canes

    Archie McPhee
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    Deli-counter fresh baked faked ham! Sure, Christmas is about the joy of giving, but let's not forget about the delicious food! An homage to the tra...

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  • Boston America - Lump O' Coal Stocking Stuffer Gum
    Lump O' Coal Stocking Stuffer Gum - Boston America
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    Lump O' Coal Stocking Stuffer Gum

    Boston America
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    You earned it! Do you know someone who's been naughty this year? Our coal-shaped Lump O' Coal Gum is the perfect stocking stuffer to gift those on ...

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  • Boston America - A Christmas Story Don't Fudge It Up Soap Candy
    A Christmas Story Don't Fudge It Up Soap Candy - Boston America
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    A Christmas Story Don't Fudge It Up Soap Candy

    Boston America
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    Ooooh fuuudge! Be a connoisseur of soap by enjoying our Christmas Story Don't Fudge It Up Soap Candy. Spread humor and cheer this holiday with thes...

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  • Running Press - Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree
    Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree - Running Press
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    Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree

    Running Press
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    Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, al...

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  • Offensive + Delightful - Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
    Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card - Offensive + Delightful
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    Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card

    Offensive + Delightful
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    What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...

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  • Super Impulse - World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf
    World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf - Super Impulse
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    World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf

    Super Impulse
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    Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and then we shrunk him! Move him around the...

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  • Lump O' Coal - Because You're an Asshole - Perpetual Kid
    Lump O' Coal - Because You're an Asshole - Perpetual Kid
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    Lump O' Coal - Because You're an Asshole

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    Ho ho ho! Not so fast, a--hole! So, they thought they could outsmart Santa, eh? Well, our cheeky Lump O' Coal will show them otherwise. So, sack it...

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