Welcome to Perpetual Kid! The largest toy shop for kids of all ages! Shop our huge collection of Fun + Unique gifts including Top 2018 Gifts from Blue-Q, Big Mouth Toys and Fred & Friends! Our Top Toy of 2018 is the Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler!
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Find the perfect gift! Our best selling and affordable favorites this week! You'll always find the most unique gifts + gift ideas at Perpetual Kid!
Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food...
Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also...
Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (relax, we said sometimes!) At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the right track...
With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay...
When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the...
Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones...
Keep the shhh in sh*t with our Secret Santa Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray! Family gatherings are great! Until, well.. the after dessert coffee starts working. Don't stress! We'll help you keep the shhh in...
It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly into awesome things like...
Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can...
Adulting is hard. Like, really hard. Our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help. You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your...
Look what just arrived! Our best new items for yourself or gifting! Our team of awesome product finders, customer service reps, pickers + packers, artists + copywriters make it their sole mission in life (besides eating tons of chocolate and drinking coffee by the buckets) to bring you the most fun, unique, offbeat, and slightly irreverent gifts they can find. If our inner child likes it – we know someone else's will too.
Big bacon flavor in a Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane If there were a king of bacon, our Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane would be his scepter. A festive giant-sized alternative to our regular sized Bacon Candy...
It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest...
Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the...
Enter the Testoster-Zone! Oh, yeah! Now every guy can have a tiny space to call his own with the Mini Man Cave Desktop Kit! A place were burping, farting, yelling at TV and housing the world's most...
Our Desktop Croquet Game Set is... So, Very. Hooray Croquet! The classic lawn game played by royals, celebrities, and Heathers is now desktop-friendly! Jealous much? What's...
