There, their, they're You have the right to remain silent unless you know your grammar. In which case you'll probably have plenty to say while play...
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You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our bu...
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Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce. So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just...
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'Tis the season to get lit! Because is it even Christmas without a Griswold-worthy light display? Our merry and bright Flashing Holiday Beverage Bu...
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It's better than spooning! No spoon, no bowl... it's cereal on the go! Grab a few CrunchCups for your cereal obsessed family! Hasta la vista soggy ...
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Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack! Ever snow ...
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Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...
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From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler! Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would tos...
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They're like genetically engineered fireflies! Experience the magic of lightning bugs, as you amaze and entertain friends and family with our Brigh...
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Hay, donkey! I see you staring at my ass. Exhausted from kickin' ass all day? Treat your badass self to our foal-mouthed My Ass Is Tired Socks! Sur...
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Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a ...
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Pairs nicely with your Mary Janes Toss on our wicked fun Devil's Lettuce Socks with your favorite pair of Mary Janes, and you'll look totally smoki...
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Got a grumpy old man? Like we needed to be told you're grumpy! Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about y...
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Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF ...
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Mmm... bacon! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked u...
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Holy Cow! 🎄🐄 It's been quite the year! Rarely have the steaks been set this high for an unforgettable Christmas! So, make sure to serve up a health...
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Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...
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Christmas just keeps getting butter and butter… 🎄🧈 Bringing back sweet Christmas memories of sneaking into Grandmas kitchen and biting straight in...
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We Care-a-Lot!🌈❤️ We're excited to welcome four additional characters to our World's Smallest Care Bears collection! Get ready to spread more love ...
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Everybody gets a kick out of eating crickets! Crickets are healthy. They offer real animal protein that includes all 9 essential amino acids, more ...
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Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack! Ever snow ...
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Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup Enjoy Buddy the Elf in this one-of-a-kind Elf Talking Buddy-in-a-Box that says “Does someone need a hug?”...
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