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Fun + Functional Gifts

Fun + Functional Gifts!  Looking for gifts that are as  unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience! 

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    Tea Frog Tea Infuser

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    Unfrogettable Moments Await! Unlock a hippi-tea, hoppi-tea realm of pure flavor and delightful whimsy with our Tea Frog Tea Infuser! It will have...

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    Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes

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    Bean, beans, and more beans! Our Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes are your secret ingredient to adding a dash of humor to your daily scribbles! Disguised ...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    It's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Lap Cat Napkins

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    Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your w...

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    Grim Steeper Tea Infuser

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    For deathly delicious tea. Get ready to brew up some frightfully good tea with our Grim Steeper Tea Infuser! This little guy might look spooky, but...

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    Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes

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    Oodles of doodles Don't forget to pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes next time you get a craving... to leave a memo. They're a quick and...

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    Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder

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    Don’t let work get you down in the dumps Our humorous Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern t...

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    Big Graphite Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    iPlunge Phone Stand

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    As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born. iPlunge is the perfect solution for your v...

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    Roach Clips Bag Clips

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    Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly desig...

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    #1 Dishwasher Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

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    Not a fan of doing the dishes?Make household chores a team sport with our #1 Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge! It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

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    Washabi Sponges

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    Maki your cleaning routine fun! Doing dishes is a raw deal, so let Washabi Kitchen Sponges help lighten the mood! Each perfectly-paired set includ...

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    Ice Crystals Ice Mold

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    Bring positive energy to your next drink! ✨🔮✨ Add a touch of magic and positive vibes with the natural pointed-crystal shapes our Ice Crystals Ice ...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Llama Market Mate Foldable Bag

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    No drama with this llama! Shopping can be no prob-llama because this Llama Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Lla...

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    Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

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    “The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with ...

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    Distract-O-Mat Ice Cream Cone Dog Lick Mat

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    A tasty tongue teaser! Have you ever tried to wrangle a wiggly pup during bath time, only to end up with more water on the floor than on Fido? Or p...

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    Forage Butter Storage

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    Spread the love🍄🧈 Embark on a foraging adventure in your own kitchen with our Forage Butter Storage, the enchanting mushroom-shaped butter keeper t...

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    Mix Tapes Sponges

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    Glisten to the music Our vintage-styled Mix Tapes sponges will help you face the music so you won’t get wound up about doing the dishes! You can ...

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