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Fun + Functional Gifts

Fun + Functional Gifts!  Looking for gifts that are as  unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience! 

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    Feline Lucky Cat Oven Mitt

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    The Purr-fect Cooking Experience! Are you a cat lover with a flair for cooking? Or perhaps you're a culinary enthusiast looking to spice up your ki...

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    Tea Frog Tea Infuser

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    Unfrogettable Moments Await! Unlock a hippi-tea, hoppi-tea realm of pure flavor and delightful whimsy with our Tea Frog Tea Infuser! It will have...

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    Party Poopers Plunger Cocktail Picks

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    Get the Party Started with a Splash of Humor! Hey there, potty mouths! Plunge into a whole new level of weird with Party Poopers Plunger Cocktail P...

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    Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder

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    Don’t let work get you down in the dumps Our humorous Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern t...

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    Throwback Snack Bag Clips

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    Do you have an insatiable taste for the '80s? Smacking with nostalgia, our Snack Throwback Bag Clips are a totally rad way to keep your chips from ...

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    Lap Cat Napkins

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    Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your w...

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    Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture

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    Time to go water the bushes houseplants. 😏🪴 Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whi...

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    Chill Out Googly Eyes Eye Pads

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    Laughter and sleep are the best medicine... 🤪😴 So why not combine the two?! For those days when you can barely keep your eyes open, our Googly Eye...

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    Chill Out Fishbowl Eye Mask

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    It doesn't get much betta than this! 🐠 Life can be exhausting. Make time for some rest and relaxation underneath the see with our convincingly real...

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    Big Graphite Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    Avocado Market Mate Foldable Bag

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    Less talk, more guac! Everyone will be saying chip, chip, hooray because our Avocado Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Usin...

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    Fruit Cocktail Roll O' Notes

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    Juicy creativity meets endless practicality! Unwrap a slice of nostalgia with our Fruit Cocktail Roll O' Notes, your throwback desk companion! Thi...

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    Mix Tapes Sponges

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    Glisten to the music Our vintage-styled Mix Tapes sponges will help you face the music so you won’t get wound up about doing the dishes! You can ...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Holy Roller Lint Roller

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    Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help ...

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    Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

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    Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled Flip...

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    Woofie Pet Selfie Tool

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    Pose for the pupperazzi! Yeah, we all look pretty silly arguing with our pet to sit still and "smile" for a picture. Enter bribery... Getting a go...

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    Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

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    Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...

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    Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

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    Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the cr...

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    #1 Dishwasher Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

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    Not a fan of doing the dishes?Make household chores a team sport with our #1 Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge! It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

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    Potato Clips Bag Clips

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    They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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