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SUMMER SALE

We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!

Summer Sale
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    Bigfoot Bandages

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    Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot. So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Kids vs Adults Trivia Card Game

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    Who's the boss? Unearth the household champion with the Kids Vs Adults Trivia Game! A thrilling trivia showdown for your family. Dive into exhilara...

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    Hatch 'N' Grow Bigfoot

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    Unleash your inner cryptozoologist! Hatch 'N' Grow Bigfoot, the quirkiest member of our DIY toy kingdom! Imagine a world where Bigfoot isn't hiding...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Relationship Card

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    I'll stop the world and melt with you Sweeten up your special someone's day with our fun and interactive You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Ca...

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    Crazy About You Relationship Card

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    Cray cray in love? If you're cray2 this card is for you! Fresh as a new pack of crayons, our Crazy About You Box of Crayons Love Card will allow yo...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    It's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...

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    Pencils For Zero F*cks

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    No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

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    Ten Clues Fast Thinking Card Game

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    It’s time you got a clue. I'm smaller than a bread box, and provide un-plugged family entertainment for hours. It's our Ten Clues Fast Thinking Car...

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    Smells Like Christmas Happy Holidays Card

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    Bring a touch of weird whimsy to your holiday season with our "Smells Like Christmas" greeting card. Renowned for his distinct blend of humor and n...

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    Dressed To Spill Hot Pepper Challenge Bib + Teether Set

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    Babies are the spice of life! Make the laughs go viral with our Chill Baby Hot Pepper Challenge Bib + Teether Set featuring a hot pepper challenge ...

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    Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card

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    Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...

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    Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil

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    This one is old mollusc! Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks! Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for ins...

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    Daily Affirmation Cards

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    Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your ...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Tea Frog Tea Infuser

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    Unfrogettable Moments Await! Unlock a hippi-tea, hoppi-tea realm of pure flavor and delightful whimsy with our Tea Frog Tea Infuser! It will have...

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    Roach Clips Bag Clips

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    Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly desig...

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    Traditional Floating Ball Toy

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    Put that in your pipe, and smoke blow it! ⚪ Relive the wholesome fun of your childhood, or introduce this classic toy to a new generation! The obje...

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    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

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    Clean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Hatch 'N' Grow Yeti

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    Your Chill Pal from the Himalayas! Ever fancied your own abominable snowman without the abominable mess? Dive into DIY fun with this unique water t...

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    Golden Girls Happy Mother's Day Card

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    Happy Mother's Day, Ma! Our Golden Girls Happy Mothers Day Card is a golden opportunity to tell your mom what you think of her. Like Rose once said...

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    I Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get You Christmas Card

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    Surprise! There's no shame in your game! A wink and nod to your pre-planned gift exchange, our cheeky Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get Y...

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