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We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!

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    Good Fortune Chopstick

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    What more could you wonton? This fortune cookie is the luckiest kind to have - its soft silicone construction holds your chopsticks at just the rig...

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    Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes

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    Oodles of doodles Don't forget to pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes next time you get a craving... to leave a memo. They're a quick and ...

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    Holy Roller Lint Roller

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    Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help ...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Mix Tapes Sponges

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    Glisten to the music Our vintage-styled Mix Tapes sponges will help you face the music so you won’t get wound up about doing the dishes! You can r...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    Potato Clips Bag Clips

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    They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...

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    Mushroom Measuring Cups

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    A Fun-Gui-de for measuring! 🍄 This set of 6 dry measuring Mushroom Cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushroom Cups perfectly nest t...

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    Daily Affirmation Cards

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    Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your ...

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    The Daily Mood Flipchart

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    Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-cha...

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    Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

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    Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by...

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    Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

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    “The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with ...

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    Chomp Oven Mitts

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    Fun in the Kitchen with Chomp Oven Mitts! Cooking just got a bit more hilarious with Chomp Oven Mitts! These quirky oven mitts look like giant chat...

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    Feline Lucky Cat Oven Mitt

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    The Purr-fect Cooking Experience! Are you a cat lover with a flair for cooking? Or perhaps you're a culinary enthusiast looking to spice up your ki...

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    Stoners Candle

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    It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

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    Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

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    Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...

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    Forage Butter Storage

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    Spread the love🍄🧈 Embark on a foraging adventure in your own kitchen with our Forage Butter Storage, the enchanting mushroom-shaped butter keeper t...

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    Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

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    Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the cr...

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    Swing Time Bird Feeder

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    Rockin' robin? You bet! The neighborhood birds will swing and sway from our ceramic Swing Time Bird Feeder! Remember the idyllic summer fun of a ...

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    Roach Clips Bag Clips

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    Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly desig...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    It's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...

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    Dog Toast Lick Mat

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    Anybody want a slobber sandwich? 🐶 Welcome to your new world with our Dog Toast Lick Mat! It's the greatest thing since sliced bread! This innovati...

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    Slow Food Dog Bowl

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    Bone Appétit! 🐕🥩🦴 Got a bone to pick with a food-frenzied pup? Our Slow Food Dog Bowl unique T-bone steak design promotes slower eating and may imp...

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