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We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!
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    Pop Pop Snappers

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    Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

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    Bigfoot Scat Slime

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    Dive into Mystical & Mucky Poop! Unearth the legends of the wild with our Bigfoot Scat Slime! This elusive yet playful concoction takes you dee...

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    On Fleek Navidad Christmas Card

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    Lettuce pray... Wish your familiares y amigos a blessed Christmas that is as delicious as their favorite street taco and as stylishly festive as ou...

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    Throwback Snack Bag Clips

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    Do you have an insatiable taste for the '80s? Smacking with nostalgia, our Snack Throwback Bag Clips are a totally rad way to keep your chips from ...

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    The Super Duper Ball Kit

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    A bouncing ball laboratory! What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls? Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course! Wit...

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    iPlunge Phone Stand

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    As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born. iPlunge is the perfect solution for your v...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder

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    Don’t let work get you down in the dumps Our humorous Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern t...

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    Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen

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    This scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...

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    I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Relationship Card

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    This trash panda will steal your heart, and your sloppy seconds ❤️🦝🗑️ There's nothing that says love than comparing your loved one to a hot pile of...

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    Lil' Nitro World's Hottest Gummy Bear

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    Unleash the fiery fury! Are you ready for Lil' Nitro?.. the cosmos' most blazing gummy bear! Spawned in the infernal pits of the USA by the mischie...

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    Llama Crystal Growing Pet

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    Looking for a low-maintenance pet? No prob llama. Our Llama Crystal Pet has got you covered! All you need to do is cover him in glittery crystal fu...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

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    Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled Flip...

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    Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

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    The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

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    Good Fortune Chopstick

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    What more could you wonton? This fortune cookie is the luckiest kind to have - its soft silicone construction holds your chopsticks at just the rig...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    It's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...

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    The Daily Shitshow Dynamic Desk Art

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    Art imitating life The Daily Shitshow features 15 original (and foul-mouthed!) artworks by multimedia artist Wayne White an exciting new format. Th...

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    People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

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    Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my do...

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    Bubblegum Scented Pen

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    Chews to add some fun to your writing! Our cheerful Bubblegum Scented Pen will infuse your day with playful nostalgia! The magical aroma of classic...

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    Roach Clips Bag Clips

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    Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly desig...

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    Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes

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    Bean, beans, and more beans! Our Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes are your secret ingredient to adding a dash of humor to your daily scribbles! Disguised ...

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    Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

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    “The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with ...

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    Lucky Tree Frog Ear Cuff

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    Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful ...

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