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SUMMER SALE

We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!

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    You're An OK Mom Mother's Day Card

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    To all the basic moms out there... holla Our unexpectedly funny You’re an Okay Mom Card will score points with some moms out there! Now, if you rec...

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    Jelly Jelly Sweet Candy Scented Eraser Set

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    Don't be jelly! Our rainbow-colored, Jelly Jelly Candy Scented Erasers can be yours too! Soft and flexible, they're as fun as they are to hold as t...

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    You Are A Duck-ing Cool Mom Mother's Day Card

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    Let's have some mother duck-ing fun Let your mom know that she’s everything she’s quacked up to be with our You Are a Duck-ing Cool Mom Mother’s Da...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Rude Hand Gestures Around The World

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    Wait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...

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    World's Smallest (GPK) Garbage Pail Kids

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    What's grosser than gross? Well, duh! Our World's Smallest Garbage Pail Kids. (eye roll) Born into this world as the much needed antithesis to the...

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    Bigfoot Scat Slime

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    Dive into Mystical & Mucky Poop! Unearth the legends of the wild with our Bigfoot Scat Slime! This elusive yet playful concoction takes you dee...

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    Here For The Candy Easter Card

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    I did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...

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    Washabi Sponges

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    Maki your cleaning routine fun! Doing dishes is a raw deal, so let Washabi Kitchen Sponges help lighten the mood! Each perfectly-paired set includ...

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    Jumbo Cinnamon Gummy Bears

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    Big bear energy! Get ready to spice up your Valentine's Day with our delicious Jumbo Cinnamon Gummy Bears! These larger-than-life gummy teddies are...

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    Caution: Man Cave Enter At Your Own Risk Sign

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    Cavemen gonna cave. 🪨 Your live-in caveman is wheel'y going to love their new Caution: Man Cave sign! Encourage your boyfriend, husband, or brothe...

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    World's Smallest Playing Cards

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    It's not a big deal! Introducing the World's Smallest Playing Cards, because good things come in small packages, especially when it comes to game n...

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    You're The G.O.A.T. Father's Day Card

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    Props to Daaaaad A special shoutout to Daaad from his favorite kid, our punny G.O.A.T. Dad Greeting card is the kinda humor that will make dad extr...

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    You're An OK Dad Father's Day Card

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    You're okay in our book! Now, that book may be a comic book, but that makes our You're an Okay Dad Father's Day Card, all the better! Front: You’...

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    Potato Clips Bag Clips

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    They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...

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    Parent Teachers Candle

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    Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

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    You're the G.O.A.T. Mother's Day Card

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    A visual pun so baaaad it’s good Have you herd? Our funny farm-fresh You’re the GOAT Mom Greeting card is an udderly fantastic option for Mother’s ...

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    Hamster UFO Sunflower Seed Abduction Sticker

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    UFO recently spotted over Hamsterdam Finally, the mystery of the missing sunflower seeds has been solved! Our cheeky alien Hamster UFO Sunflower S...

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    Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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    Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

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    Crystal Growing Volcano

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    A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

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    Good Book Flask

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    The greatest book ever has a hidden compartment! Stash your favorite nip in the Good Book and stash it on your bookshelf! Heavenly 4 oz stainless...

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    Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil

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    This one is old mollusc! Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks! Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for ins...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card

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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    Cat Heart Butt Catnip Toy

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    We ❤️ Cat Butts! This hilarious catnip toy is the purr-fect gift for cat ladies and their playful kitties. And why stop at one? Grab a bunch and su...

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