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Our oh so sweet collection of candy! Candy is always a great gift! If you're looking for some truly weird candy, you've come to the right place! We have a great selection of fun and unusual treats that are sure to satisfy your sweet tooth.
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    Cupcake Popping Candy

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    Your mouth won't be able to shut the fucupcake! When you're having a good for muffin kind of day, our Cupcake Popping Candy is happy to add some pe...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    Best Buds Mint Gum

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    Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a v...

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    Satellite Wafers

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    Blast from the past candy delight! Calling all space cadets and candy enthusiasts! Dive into a cosmic retro sugar journey with Satellite Wafers. A ...

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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

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    Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

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    Limited Edition I Love You To The MoonPie & Back

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    Hey there, lovebirds and MoonPie enthusiasts! 🌙❤️ What better way to express your love than with a sweet treat that's outta this world? Now availa...

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    Orange & Creme Mints

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    Tastes like carefree Summer days as a kid! Our oh-so-dreamy Orange & Creme Mints! 🍊✨ Who says mints have to be minty? Psh, not us! These little...

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    Hot Salted Sriracha 55% Dark Chocolate Bar

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    Don't miss out on this spicy love affair... with chocolate! Spice up your Valentine's Day with a Hot Salted Sriracha 55% Dark Chocolate Bar! Imagin...

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    Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy

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    Where Comfort Food Meets Candy Store! Gummy Mac & Cheese Candy - the revolutionary combo no one knew they needed, but now no one can live with...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    Cotton Candy Mints

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    Childhood in a tin! The whimsical world of Cotton Candy Mints! These aren't your grandma's peppermints – no sir! Imagine the magic of a carnival, s...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Bubblegum Mints

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    Inner child approved mints! Unwrap a burst of fun with our zany Bubblegum Mints! A playful twist on the ordinary, offering the nostalgic taste of c...

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    F*ck It Gum

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    Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

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    I Heart Bad Music Gum

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    Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

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    Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

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    Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

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    Hey Bitches Gum

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    Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

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    Yoo-Hoo Candy Bar

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    Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

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    Jumbo Cinnamon Gummy Bears

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    Big bear energy! Get ready to spice up your Valentine's Day with our delicious Jumbo Cinnamon Gummy Bears! These larger-than-life gummy teddies are...

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    Sugar Shack Maple Candy

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    Love maple syrup, eh? Get ready to embark on a sweet adventure with Sugar Shack Maple Candy, eh! Our maple candy is so maple-tastic, it'll make yo...

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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Hot Dogs

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    Unleash the sizzle without the flame! Oscar Mayer’s Gummy Hot Dogs transform your snack time into a barbeque fiesta, with these delectably chewy, f...

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