Mmm... bacon candy! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and than...

We wish you a cheesy Christmas with Mac & Cheese Candy Canes! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaron...

Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

A mouthful of savory gravy goodness now in a candy cane! The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Ca...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

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The juggle is real! 🔴🔵🟢 Step right up and brace yourself for the mind-blowing Neato! Juggling Balls Set! These balls aren't just your average circu...

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A small apology! Get ready to say "Sorry!" in the tiniest, most adorable way possible with the World's Smallest Sorry! game. It's time to shrink do...

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A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

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