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    World's Smallest Playing Cards

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    It's not a big deal! Introducing the World's Smallest Playing Cards, because good things come in small packages, especially when it comes to game n...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    Nose Aerobics Basketball

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    Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...

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    Bacon Bandages

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    Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    Pac-Man Ghost Sours Candy Tin

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    Retro Harmonica

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    Nostalgia meets melody in a harmonious embrace! 🎶 Step back in time to an era of carefree tunes and breezy melodies with this timeless instrument. ...

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    Retro Kazoo

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    Become a funky maestro of merriment! Our Retro Kazoo is a blast from the past that's here to shake up your musical world! This little marvel is not...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    Rude Hand Gestures Around The World

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    Wait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...

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    Phoget About It! Sticker

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    It's Pho-nomenal! Our charming Phoget About It! Sticker is just adorable. It is perfect to stick on your laptop, tablet, water bottle, car, bike an...

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    Pencils for Dog People

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    I like big mutts Our pawsome Pencils for Dog People are the ultiMutt gift for anyone that ruffs puppies! Trust me, I'm a dog-tor. Your dogs are you...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Sudski Shower Beer Holder

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    It's Happy Hour in the shower! Shower beer is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures and everyone will enjoy the Sudski Shower Beer Holder. Nothi...

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    Video Game Men's Socks

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    A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

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    World's Smallest Nerf Football

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    Let's get ready for some football! This teeny weeny World's Smallest Nerf Football is retro-styled just like the original. Nerf Football first int...

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    Naughty Pooping Elf Stocking Stuffer Candy

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    Christmas poop! This cheeky little elf is causing mischief in the North Pole again! This time, he’s snuck into Santa Claus’ private bathroom and bl...

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    Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

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    Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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