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    Naughty Pooping Elf Stocking Stuffer Candy

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    Christmas poop! This cheeky little elf is causing mischief in the North Pole again! This time, he’s snuck into Santa Claus’ private bathroom and bl...

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    Stink Packets Fart Bombs

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    The ultimate weapon of mischief! Introducing the Prank U! Fart Bomb Stink Packets, your ultimate weapon of mischief! Hear ye, hear ye! Inside this ...

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    Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass! Card Game

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    Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

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    Rude Hand Gestures Around The World

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    Wait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...

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    Offensive-ish Crayons

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    Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

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    Retro Diving Sub Toy

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    Down the hatch! Dive into the world of fun and learning with our radical Neato! Classics' Diving Sub! Get ready to unleash the magic of baking powd...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon

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    Get ready to squeal with delight for Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon! Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon is a wacky, tasty mashup of your dreams, where chewy gummy ca...

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    Pac-Man Ghost Sours Candy Tin

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    Waka Waka Waka ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ ⚪ ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ 🍒 Snack on Pacman's archenemies anytime the mood strikes with our Pac-Man Ghost Sours! No Power Pellet is nece...

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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    Potato Zapper

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    3, 2, 1... Blast off! Our retro Potato Zapper is the perfect toy to give you a truly out of this world playtime! Did you know that one single potat...

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    5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer

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    Shit's about to get real. Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffe...

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    Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

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    Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

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    Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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    Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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    Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes

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    Bean, beans, and more beans! Our Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes are your secret ingredient to adding a dash of humor to your daily scribbles! Disguised ...

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    Mini Plant Life Support

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    A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...

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    I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

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    Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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    Human Powered Light Bulb

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    Why are you so touchy? Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun? Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of so...

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    Geek Pennant

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    It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    It's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...

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    Video Game Men's Socks

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