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Our oh so sweet collection of candy! Candy is always a great gift! If you're looking for some truly weird candy, you've come to the right place! We have a great selection of fun and unusual treats that are sure to satisfy your sweet tooth.
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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Hot Dogs

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    Unleash the sizzle without the flame! Oscar Mayer’s Gummy Hot Dogs transform your snack time into a barbeque fiesta, with these delectably chewy, f...

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    Sour Robots Gummy Candy

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    Your taste buds will break out into a robot dance! Get ready to embark on a taste bud adventure with our Sour Robots Gummy Candy! These little robo...

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    Bar of Chocolate Bookmark

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    Aww, fudge! That’s not a real chocolate bar! 🍫 Raising the bar on visual pranks, our Chocolate Bar Bookmark is legen - wait for it- dairy. A tempti...

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    Nintendo Gameboy Candy Tin

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    You think this is a Gameboy? 🤨🕹️ It's just a super-awesome, hyper-realistic Nintendo Gameboy shaped tin filled with candy, people! The original han...

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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints

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    Trees are a great way to cover mistakes... or bad breath! Our Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints are a fun homage to the man, the myth, the legendary...

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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon

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    Get ready to squeal with delight for Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon! Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon is a wacky, tasty mashup of your dreams, where chewy gummy ca...

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    Best Buds Mint Gum

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    Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a v...

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    Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

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    The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

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    I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

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    Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

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    Zesty Lemon Celebration Cake Kit

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    Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    Mini Mini Chicles Gum

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    Blast from the past! Take a sweet trip down memory lane with Mini Mini Fruit Chicles Gum! This bite-sized gum is like a mini carnival for your tast...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    Cat Jokes Gum

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    10 Free Jokes Inside? You've cat to be kitten me!😸 We know, you're probably thinking our Cat Jokes Gum will be littered with jokes about fish and m...

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    Naughty Pooping Elf Stocking Stuffer Candy

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    Christmas poop! This cheeky little elf is causing mischief in the North Pole again! This time, he’s snuck into Santa Claus’ private bathroom and bl...

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    Cotton Candy Snow Balls

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    Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack! Ever snow ...

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