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Our oh so sweet weird collection of candy! Candy is always a great gift! If you're looking for some truly unusual candy, you've come to the right place! We have a great selection of fun and unusual treats that are sure to satisfy your sweet tooth.

  • Astronaut Strawberries
    Astronaut Strawberries
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    Astronaut Strawberries

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    Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astr...

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  • Bag Of Unicorn Farts
    Bag Of Unicorn Farts
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    Bag Of Unicorn Farts

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    Top Valentine's Day Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts | Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. | We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect ...

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  • Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich
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    Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

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  • Soda Can Fizzy Candy
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    Soda Can Fizzy Candy

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    Fun, fizzy candy! Step right up, soda lovers! Dive into the fun and nostalgia with our Soda Can Fizzy Candy.  Packaged just like a six-pack of your...

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  • Dog Jokes Gum
    Dog Jokes Gum
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    Dog Jokes Gum

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    What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

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  • What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum
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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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  • Grumpy Old Man Gum
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    Grumpy Old Man Gum

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    For crotchety gentleman, young and old Cool down that hot-tempered, complaint-filled mouth with our minty Grumpy Old Man Gum! The fun checker boa...

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  • Cassette Tape Candy Mix
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    Cassette Tape Candy Mix

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    You gotta check out this mix! Our Cassette Tape Candy Mix brings back so many great memories of yesteryear! Share some of this sweet cherry candy a...

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  • Bazooka Throwback Gum
    Bazooka Throwback Gum
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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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  • Cupcake Popping Candy
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    Cupcake Popping Candy

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    Your mouth won't be able to shut the fucupcake! When you're having a good for muffin kind of day, our Cupcake Popping Candy is happy to add some pe...

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  • Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum
    Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum
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    Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

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    Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

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  • I Hate You Just Kidding Gum
    I Hate You Just Kidding Gum
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    I Hate You Just Kidding Gum

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    Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or somethin...

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  • I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum
    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum
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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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  • Let That Shit Go Gum
    Let That Shit Go Gum
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    Let That Shit Go Gum

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    Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. Our thought-provoking and breath freshening Let That Shit Go Gum features the Medicine Buddha enc...

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  • What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum
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    What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum

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    Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

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  • I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum
    I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum
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    I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

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    Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

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  • Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum
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    Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

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    The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

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  • F*ck Me Like The Government Gum
    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum
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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

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    For the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussingDecorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is ...

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  • I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum
    I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum
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    I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

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    Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

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  • At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum
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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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  • Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
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    Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

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    Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

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  • Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum
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    Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

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    Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome! But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you?? If n...

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  • Step Aside Coffee Gum
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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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Discover the Zaniest, Most Outrageous Weird Candy Collection at Perpetual Kid

Unleash a world of bizarre delights with Perpetual Kid’s Weird Candy Collection! Dive into an eclectic mix of the strangest, most hilarious candies you've ever seen. From outrageous flavors that challenge your taste buds to gag gifts that will have your friends in stitches, our unique selection is perfect for those who dare to try something wildly different. Whether you're shopping for a quirky gift or just want to spice up your snack game, our weird candy assortment promises a fun and unforgettable experience. Discover your new favorite oddity today!