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Fun + Functional Gifts

Fun + Functional Gifts!  Looking for gifts that are as  unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience! 

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    Slow Food Cat Bowl

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    Purr-fect dining experience for cats! 🐈🐟 Cat’s eating habits a little fishy? Our pawesome Slow Food Cat Bowl has a unique fishbone design that prom...

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    Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes

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    Oodles of doodles Don't forget to pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes next time you get a craving... to leave a memo. They're a quick and...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    It's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...

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    Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes

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    Bean, beans, and more beans! Our Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes are your secret ingredient to adding a dash of humor to your daily scribbles! Disguised ...

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    Fruit Cocktail Roll O' Notes

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    Juicy creativity meets endless practicality! Unwrap a slice of nostalgia with our Fruit Cocktail Roll O' Notes, your throwback desk companion! Thi...

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    Potato Clips Bag Clips

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    They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...

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    Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

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    Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the cr...

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    Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

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    Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSi...

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    Dog Toast Lick Mat

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    Anybody want a slobber sandwich? 🐶 Welcome to your new world with our Dog Toast Lick Mat! It's the greatest thing since sliced bread! This innovati...

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    Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

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    Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by...

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    Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

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    Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

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    Self Help Book Flask

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    Improving yourself one sip at a time! Have you already tried a dozen self help books? Did your healing crystals fail this time? Stash your favorit...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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    Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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    Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap

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    WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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