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Fun + Functional Gifts! Looking for gifts that are as unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience!
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In stockNot a fan of doing the dishes?Make household chores a team sport with our #1 Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge! It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...
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In stockOur deliciously fun Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set by Fred is so cute we could just slurp it on up! If you're noodling around for an idea for...
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Potato Clips Bag Clips
In stockThey're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...
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Holy Roller Lint Roller
In stockOh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help ...
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Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign
In stockSorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled Flip...
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In stockPose for the pupperazzi! Yeah, we all look pretty silly arguing with our pet to sit still and "smile" for a picture. Enter bribery... Getting a go...
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In stockAs seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born. iPlunge is the perfect solution for your v...
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Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt
In stockThe dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...
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Fruit Cocktail Roll O' Notes
In stockJuicy creativity meets endless practicality! Unwrap a slice of nostalgia with our Fruit Cocktail Roll O' Notes, your throwback desk companion! Thi...
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Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes
In stockNo soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...
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Sushi Roll O’ Notes
In stockIt's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...
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In stockBabies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by...
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Slow Food Dog Bowl
In stockBone Appétit! 🐕🥩🦴 Got a bone to pick with a food-frenzied pup? Our Slow Food Dog Bowl unique T-bone steak design promotes slower eating and may imp...
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In stockSo many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...
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In stockLook at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...
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In stockThose are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...
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Big Colored Mechanical Pencil Set
In stockColor Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...
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Helping Hands Chopsticks
In stockLooks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently f...
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Offensive-ish Crayons
In stockNot your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...
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Rude Hand Gestures Around The World
In stockWait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...
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In stockCheck out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...
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How To Appear Smart At Work Flashcards
In stock100 tricks to improve your reputation at work (without trying) Need some help in the How to Not Look Like a Slacker Department? Our non-HR approved...
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College Pen Set
In stockThe struggle is real. Finals-ly, a pen set that humorously relates to the unique stressors of college student life! A fun conversation starter, thi...
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Millennial Pen Set
In stockBack when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...
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