Fun + Functional Gifts
Fun + Functional Gifts! Looking for gifts that are as unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience!
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Fox Tape Dispenser
In stockUnleash the Wild on Your Desk! A totally foxy one-of-a-kind Fox Tape Dispenser - where functionality meets the enchanting charm of the wilderness. ...
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Lunch Bot Robot Lunch Box
In stockThe Quirkiest Way to Lunch! Looking for a lunchtime companion that's out of this world? Look no further! Meet our Lunch Bot Robot Lunch Box - the m...
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Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap
In stockFarts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...
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Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote
In stockIt's like a traveling junk drawer! A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so mu...
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Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap
In stockThe three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...
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Axolotl Lamp
In stockUnleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...
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Wash Your Tits Bird Soap
In stockIt's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...
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Grandma's Farted Funny Smells Incense Sticks
In stockWheat think it's time Grams lays off the brans. 🌾🥣👵💨 Have your visits to grandma's house been all doilies and doozies lately? Considered buying you...
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I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt
In stockWatch out food, I'm coming for ya. Our creative and witty I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt is perfect for over-confident chefs...
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Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap
In stockKeep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...
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Fridge Lunch Box
In stockStep Back in Time with Our "Cool" Retro Lunch Box Hey there, time travelers and lunchtime adventurers! Get ready to experience the nostalgia of yes...
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IV Plant Life Support Drip
In stockFeed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...
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Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
In stockThe tactical, practical way to grill When you're at war against uncooked burgers our Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron will keep you fully equipped for the ...
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Llama Cleaning Slippers
In stockLlama tell you like it is... Your house could use some sprucing, and your soul could use some loosening, so toss on our Llama Cleaning Slippers, an...
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Baths 'R' Gross Soap
In stockI won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...
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Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set
In stockFunny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...
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Solar System Erasers
In stockNerds love these! Our Solar System Erasers are a set of 8 colorful planets. So now you can hold the universe in your hands and explore space witho...
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Soap For A Dope Bar Soap
In stockUh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...
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Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People
In stockCamping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...
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Food Truck Lunch Box
In stockGive your food a cool ride to school or work! Classic tin lunch box in the shape of a food truck with carry handle Made from high quality tin Resi...
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Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser
In stockPurr-fectly Practical! For all the cat ladies out there, this Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser promises to be the 'purrfect' blend of fun and functionality...
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Guinea Pig Eyeglass Holder
In stockYour Desk’s Cute + Smart Work Companion! Embark on an adorable adventure with our delightful Guinea Pig Eyeglass Holder, expertly crafted to sprink...
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How To Swear Around the World Cards
In stockCultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...
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DIY Tips & Tricks Mug
In stockJust when you were about to say ah, screw it! 🔩 Wooden you know it, our DIY Tips Tricks Mug appears out of the glue to save the day! Featuring solu...
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