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Those dirty birds! Birdwatchers are so eggs-sighted they can't stop raven about our collection of foul fowl language bird gifts!  Forget about the funny bone, we tickle the funny feather! Funny pun mugs, dishtowels, cards and more for Bird Lovers!

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card

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    Cock-a-dude'll-do As far as visual puns go, our Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card is the tits! You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning, to p...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

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    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    3D Hummingbird Air Freshener

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    Call me cute, and feed me sugar. Hummingbirds hover around like they're on a sugar high, appearing to defy the laws of physics by achieving seeming...

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    Tweet Treats Bag Clips

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    Stale snacks are for the birds The bird on the street is that there's no better way to seal your snacks than with Tweet Treats. These uniquely desi...

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    Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug

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    Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

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    Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card

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    Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...

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    Perched Bird Sponges

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    This Robin will be rockin' your dishes in no time! Washing dishes is for the damn birds! It’s time to let these fly guys help out. These seriously...

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    3D Blue Jay Air Freshener

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    The original angry bird.  Blue jays have a bit of a rep for being (how can we say it nicely) winged psychopaths. But really, these beautiful, bossy...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card

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    Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

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    The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card

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    Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

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    Lip Shit Fruit Punch With Lime Lip Balm

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    Feel proud as a peacock about your kisser! The peacock is a symbol of beauty, self-confidence, and protection, which makes the flirty peacock desig...

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    A Little Birdie Cannot Keep a Secret Birthday Card

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    That little birdie is going to get it Our hilarious A Little Birdie Cannot Keep a Secret Birthday Card pokes fun at birthday questions we wished ne...

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