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Funny Birthday Cards

Shop our collection of funny birthday cards! You'll find an eclectic mix of witty and clever birthday greetings, hand-picked and curated from our fav small businesses that share our twisted sense of humor. If they didn't make us laugh out loud, they didn't make the cut. And while these quirky birthday cards are a gift in themselves, they're also the icing on the cake for an epic birthday present.

Birthday Cards

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    Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card

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    Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...

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    Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

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    Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery! Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited...

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    Happy Birthday Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

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    Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card

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    Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

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    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Happy Birthday Card

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    I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh, our Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Birthday Card is for your Cindi Lauper loving gal pal that's been there f...

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    Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

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    Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

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    Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Birthday Card

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    Hit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...

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    You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card

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    Another birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...

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    Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card

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    Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...

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    Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card

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    Girl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...

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    Grannies Are the Best! Card

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    Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card

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    Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

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    Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card

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    This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

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    Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card

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    Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...

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    T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card

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    Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

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    Giving No F*cks Decree Birthday Card

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    Fearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...

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    Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You

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    Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

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    Another Year Closer to Acceptably Wear Crocs Birthday Card

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    Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing? The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and ven...

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    Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card

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    Olly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...

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    Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card

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    What were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...

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    Feeling Cute, Might Swallow A Cake Later Hippo Birthday Card

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    Hip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...

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    Ted Happy Birthday Card

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    Lovable bundle of positivity and charm Wish someone a happy birthday in the most Ted-tastic way possible with this charming Ted Happy Birthday Card...

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    Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card

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    Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...

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