Skip to content

Candles

We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.

Candles

🔥 25% OFF ALL CANDLES when you purchase two (or more, mix or match) and enter coupon code LIGHTMYFIRE.  (Cannot be combined with other coupons) Sale ends on 12/10/2022.
  • Original price $8.99 - Original price $8.99
    Original price
    $8.99
    $8.99 - $8.99
    Current price $8.99

    Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

    In stock

    Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...

    View full details
    Original price $8.99 - Original price $8.99
    Original price
    $8.99
    $8.99 - $8.99
    Current price $8.99
  • Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99

    Stoners Candle

    In stock

    It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

    View full details
    Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99
  • Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99

    F*cking Meetings Candle

    In stock

    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

    View full details
    Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99
  • Original price $12.99
    Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
    Original price $12.99
    Current price $8.99
    $8.99 - $8.99
    Current price $8.99

    Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle

    In stock

    A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

    View full details
    Original price $12.99
    Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
    Original price $12.99
    Current price $8.99
    $8.99 - $8.99
    Current price $8.99
    Save 31% Save %
  • Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99
    Current price $12.99
    $12.99 - $12.99
    Current price $12.99

    Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle

    In stock

    We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

    View full details
    Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99
    Current price $12.99
    $12.99 - $12.99
    Current price $12.99
    Save 41% Save %
  • Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99
    Current price $11.99
    $11.99 - $11.99
    Current price $11.99

    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

    In stock

    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

    View full details
    Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price $21.99
    Current price $11.99
    $11.99 - $11.99
    Current price $11.99
    Save 45% Save %
  • Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99
    Original price
    $23.99
    $23.99 - $23.99
    Current price $23.99

    F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle

    In stock

    Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...

    View full details
    Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99
    Original price
    $23.99
    $23.99 - $23.99
    Current price $23.99
  • Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99

    Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle

    In stock

    Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...

    View full details
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99
  • Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99

    Zero Fucks Candle

    In stock

    None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over...

    View full details
    Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99
  • Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99

    Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

    In stock

    Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

    View full details
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99
  • Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99

    Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle

    In stock

    A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

    View full details
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99
  • Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99

    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

    In stock

    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

    View full details
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99
  • Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99
    Original price
    $14.99
    $14.99 - $14.99
    Current price $14.99

    Fuck That Candle

    In stock

    How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

    View full details
    Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99
    Original price
    $14.99
    $14.99 - $14.99
    Current price $14.99
  • Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99

    Dog People Candle

    In stock

    Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

    View full details
    Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
    Original price
    $24.99
    $24.99 - $24.99
    Current price $24.99
  • Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99

    Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    In stock

    Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...

    View full details
    Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99
    Original price
    $21.99
    $21.99 - $21.99
    Current price $21.99
  • Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99
    Original price
    $23.99
    $23.99 - $23.99
    Current price $23.99

    Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle

    In stock

    Curse it all to heck! We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loos...

    View full details
    Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99
    Original price
    $23.99
    $23.99 - $23.99
    Current price $23.99
  • Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99
    Original price
    $23.99
    $23.99 - $23.99
    Current price $23.99

    What the Heck! Anti Profanity Candle

    In stock

    Seriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...

    View full details
    Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99
    Original price
    $23.99
    $23.99 - $23.99
    Current price $23.99