candles

Seriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...

Doggone it! What the flipping heck! Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good!...

We swear you'll love this candle. This candle may not be for us, as we've been known to use all of the swear words in a single sentence, but our Ge...

Curse it all to heck! We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loos...

It smells like boughs of holly and all that crap Begrudgingly celebrate the joy of holiday gift-giving with our cheeky Christmas Shit Half-Pint Pai...

A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...

Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...

Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

We'll give you an A for Effort We light our Home School Fail Sangria Scented Candle knowing we're not the only one failing at homeschooling. Chance...

That truffle buttery scent! Light our lavish and upscale Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle when it's time to celebrate! Maybe it's a group victory or it c...

Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...

Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their...

Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

The warm glow of self-isolation Embrace the sweet smell of relief, and celebrate your cancelled plans by basking in the warm glow of our Social Anx...

Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Demand the attention you so desperately seek (and sometimes deserve) with our impossible-to-be-overlooked The Middle Child ...

Just breathe... Unsurprisingly, our Calm the F Down Candle is on fire this year! However, unlike this unforgettable hot mess this candle does not s...

Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So ...

Wake me up on Thursday, I'm already four coffees into a yawn. How is it only TUESDAY? Our serenity now It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle is a simpl...

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog ...

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! ...

Did you sharpen your pencil 10 times a day at school just so you could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite? Just us? Well, our sniff-tastic...

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner...

Oh, hello bacon! Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway! I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the k...

Chill out with the intoxicating smell of our Beer Scented Candle Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every nig...

Love the smell of popcorn? Nothing smells as good and mouthwatering as fresh popping popcorn! Unfortunately, all that butter and salt could hurt ...

How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

This is fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine. Find that inner peace, mama, with our Zen As F*ck Candle! Need a little help covering up the stench of ...

There ain't no chaos like Mercury retrograde chaos! Even if you're not into astrology and have no clue what 'mercury in retrograde" means, you can ...