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Whether you're looking for a way to enlighten the room with a witty message, liven up a birthday celebration or cover up the serious funk you just released upon the world... We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family. 

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    What the Heck! Anti Profanity Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Seriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...

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    Gosh Darnit! Anti Profanity Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Doggone it! What the flipping heck! Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good!...

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    Gee Whiz Anti-Profanity Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    We swear you'll love this candle. This candle may not be for us, as we've been known to use all of the swear words in a single sentence, but our Ge...

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    Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Curse it all to heck! We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loos...

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    Christmas Shit Limited Edition Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    It smells like boughs of holly and all that crap Begrudgingly celebrate the joy of holiday gift-giving with our cheeky Christmas Shit Half-Pint Pai...

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    Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

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    Unfuck Yourself Vintage Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...

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    Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

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    Home School Fail Candle

    NaturalAnnie Essentials
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    We'll give you an A for Effort We light our Home School Fail Sangria Scented Candle knowing we're not the only one failing at homeschooling. Chance...

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    Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

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    Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    That truffle buttery scent! Light our lavish and upscale Good Sh*t Paint Can Candle when it's time to celebrate! Maybe it's a group victory or it c...

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    F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...

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    F*cking Meetings Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Stoners Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

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    Day Drinking Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their...

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    Dog People Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

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    Social Anxiety Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    The warm glow of self-isolation Embrace the sweet smell of relief, and celebrate your cancelled plans by basking in the warm glow of our Social Anx...

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    Parent Teachers Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

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    The Middle Child Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Demand the attention you so desperately seek (and sometimes deserve) with our impossible-to-be-overlooked The Middle Child ...

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    Calm The F Down Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Just breathe... Unsurprisingly, our Calm the F Down Candle is on fire this year! However, unlike this unforgettable hot mess this candle does not s...

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    Okay Moms Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So ...

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    It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    Wake me up on Thursday, I'm already four coffees into a yawn. How is it only TUESDAY? Our serenity now It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle is a simpl...

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    Clean Puppy Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog ...

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    Red Red Wine Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! ...

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    No. 2 Pencil Scented Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    Did you sharpen your pencil 10 times a day at school just so you could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite? Just us? Well, our sniff-tastic...

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    Fast Food Scented Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner...

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    Bacon Scented Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    Oh, hello bacon! Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway! I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the k...

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    Beer Scented Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    Chill out with the intoxicating smell of our Beer Scented Candle Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every nig...

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    Popcorn Scented Candle

    Stinky Candle
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    Love the smell of popcorn? Nothing smells as good and mouthwatering as fresh popping popcorn! Unfortunately, all that butter and salt could hurt ...

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    Fuck That Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

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    Zen As F*ck Candle

    Fun Club
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    This is fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine. Find that inner peace, mama, with our Zen As F*ck Candle! Need a little help covering up the stench of ...

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    Mercury In Retrograde Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

    Whiskey River Soap Co.
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    There ain't no chaos like Mercury retrograde chaos! Even if you're not into astrology and have no clue what 'mercury in retrograde" means, you can ...

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