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Candles

We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.

Candles

We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.
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    Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

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    Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...

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    F*cking Meetings Candle

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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Zero Fucks Candle

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    None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over...

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    F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle

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    Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...

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    Gosh Darnit! Anti Profanity Candle

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    Doggone it! What the flipping heck! Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good!...

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    What the Heck! Anti Profanity Candle

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    Seriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...

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    Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle

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    Curse it all to heck! We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loos...

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    Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle

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    A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

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    Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle

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    We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle

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    Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...

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    Fuck That Candle

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    How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

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    Beer Scented Candle

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    Chill out with the intoxicating smell of our Beer Scented Candle Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every nig...

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    Fast Food Scented Candle

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    If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner...

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    Clean Puppy Candle

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    Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog ...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle

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    A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

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    Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

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    Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    Home School Fail Candle

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    We'll give you an A for Effort We light our Home School Fail Sangria Scented Candle knowing we're not the only one failing at homeschooling. Chance...

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    Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

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    Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

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