Candles
We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.
Candles
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Day Drinking Candle
In stockIt's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their...
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Cat People Candle
In stockHairball much? Our a-meow-zing Cat People Candle is for all the crazy cat people out there. It smells like warm milk, but we swear it smells like p...
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Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle
In stockWhere your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...
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F*cking Meetings Candle
In stockSmells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...
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Fuck That Candle
In stockHow about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...
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Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle
In stockSmells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...
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F Bombs Paint Can Candle
In stockCan you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...
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A Candle For Grammar Police
In stockSmells annoying. Ever wondered how the tantalizing scent of satisfaction smells? The kind you feel after you finally master "your" from "you're"? D...
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Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle
In stockWe wish you a very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...
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Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle
Hurry! Low StockTime to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...
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Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle
In stockTime to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...
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Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle
In stockLet the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...
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Beer Scented Candle
Hurry! Low StockChill out with the intoxicating smell of our Beer Scented Candle Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every nig...
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Dog People Candle
In stockSmells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...
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Stoners Candle
In stockIt's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...
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A Candle For The Cool Aunt
In stockDive into a World of Saucy Secrets! Ah, the Cool Aunt - she’s the embodiment of sass, wine, and all things divine. Remember those tipsy heart-to-he...
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Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle
In stockA flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...
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A Candle For The Fun Uncle
Hurry! Low StockYour FUNCLE's Essence In A Wick! Ever walked into a room and thought, "Ah, the undeniable scent of fun uncles crushing beer cans after a classic fl...
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Forgot To Pay The Electric Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle
In stockDid you forget to pay the electric bill... again? A fun (possibly parting) gift for the forgetful roommate, our Forgot To Pay The Electric Travel...
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F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle
Hurry! Low StockSmells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...
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Parent Teachers Candle
In stockSmells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...
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Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle
In stockA little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...
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A Candle For Thoughts And Prayers
In stockShow your support! Have you ever scrolled through your feed, seen countless "thoughts and prayers" comments and thought, "There's gotta be somethin...
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Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle
In stockCelebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...
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