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Candles

We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.

Candles

We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.
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    Stoners Candle

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    It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

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    Dog People Candle

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    Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

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    Forgot To Pay The Electric Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Did you forget to pay the electric bill... again? A fun (possibly parting) gift for the forgetful roommate, our Forgot To Pay The Electric Travel...

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    Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Make light of your fear of the dark Our travel-size Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Candle Tin is a valuable tool in the battle between d...

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    Parent Teachers Candle

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    Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

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    Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

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    Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...

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