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Candles
We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.
Candles
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Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles
In stock4.84 / 5.0
19 Reviews
Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...
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Stoners Candle
In stock4.98 / 5.0
53 Reviews
It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...
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F*cking Meetings Candle
In stock4.98 / 5.0
53 Reviews
Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...
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Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle
In stockA little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...
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Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle
In stockWe wish you a very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...
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Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...
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F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
6 Reviews
Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...
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Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
6 Reviews
Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...
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Zero Fucks Candle
In stock4.98 / 5.0
53 Reviews
None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over...
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Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
6 Reviews
Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...
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Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
6 Reviews
A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...
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F Bombs Paint Can Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
6 Reviews
Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...
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Fuck That Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
2 Reviews
How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...
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Dog People Candle
In stock4.98 / 5.0
53 Reviews
Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...
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Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle
In stock5.0 / 5.0
6 Reviews
Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...
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Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle
In stockCurse it all to heck! We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loos...
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What the Heck! Anti Profanity Candle
In stockSeriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...
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