on orders $49+
Candles
We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.
Candles
-
Original price $8.99 - Original price $8.99Original price$8.99$8.99 - $8.99Current price $8.99| /
Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles
In stockCan weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...
View full detailsOriginal price $8.99 - Original price $8.99Original price$8.99$8.99 - $8.99Current price $8.99| / -
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99| /
F*cking Meetings Candle
In stockSmells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...
View full detailsOriginal price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99| / -
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99| /
Zero Fucks Candle
In stockNone left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over...
View full detailsOriginal price $24.99 - Original price $24.99Original price$24.99$24.99 - $24.99Current price $24.99| / -
Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| /
F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle
In stockSmells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...
View full detailsOriginal price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| / -
Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| /
Gosh Darnit! Anti Profanity Candle
In stockDoggone it! What the flipping heck! Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good!...
View full detailsOriginal price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| / -
Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| /
What the Heck! Anti Profanity Candle
In stockSeriously, what the heck? While it sounds like the beginning of a Seinfeld standup bit, this candle begs the question: What the HECK is the deal wi...
View full detailsOriginal price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| / -
Original price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| /
Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle
In stockCurse it all to heck! We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loos...
View full detailsOriginal price $23.99 - Original price $23.99Original price$23.99$23.99 - $23.99Current price $23.99| / -
Original price $12.99Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99Original price $12.99Current price $8.99$8.99 - $8.99Current price $8.99| /
Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle
In stockA little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...
View full detailsOriginal price $12.99Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99Original price $12.99Current price $8.99$8.99 - $8.99Current price $8.99| /Save 31% Save % -
Original price $21.99Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price $21.99Current price $12.99$12.99 - $12.99Current price $12.99| /
Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle
In stockWe wish you a very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price $21.99Current price $12.99$12.99 - $12.99Current price $12.99| /Save 41% Save % -
Original price $21.99Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price $21.99Current price $11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| /
Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle
In stockLet the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price $21.99Current price $11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| /Save 45% Save % -
Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| /
Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle
In stockTime to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| / -
Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99| /
Fuck That Candle
In stockHow about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...
View full detailsOriginal price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99| / -
Original price $11.99 - Original price $11.99Original price$11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| /
Beer Scented Candle
In stockChill out with the intoxicating smell of our Beer Scented Candle Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every nig...
View full detailsOriginal price $11.99 - Original price $11.99Original price$11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| / -
Original price $11.99 - Original price $11.99Original price$11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| /
Fast Food Scented Candle
Low stockIf we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner...
View full detailsOriginal price $11.99 - Original price $11.99Original price$11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| / -
Original price $11.99 - Original price $11.99Original price$11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| /
Clean Puppy Candle
In stockDoggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog ...
View full detailsOriginal price $11.99 - Original price $11.99Original price$11.99$11.99 - $11.99Current price $11.99| / -
Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| /
Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle
In stockTime to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| / -
Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| /
Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle
In stockA flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| / -
Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| /
Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle
In stockWhere your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| / -
Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| /
F Bombs Paint Can Candle
In stockCan you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| / -
Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99| /
Home School Fail Candle
In stockWe'll give you an A for Effort We light our Home School Fail Sangria Scented Candle knowing we're not the only one failing at homeschooling. Chance...
View full detailsOriginal price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99| / -
Original price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| /
Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle
In stockSmells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...
View full detailsOriginal price $21.99 - Original price $21.99Original price$21.99$21.99 - $21.99Current price $21.99| /