It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their...

Hairball much? Our a-meow-zing Cat People Candle is for all the crazy cat people out there. It smells like warm milk, but we swear it smells like p...

Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

Smells annoying. Ever wondered how the tantalizing scent of satisfaction smells? The kind you feel after you finally master "your" from "you're"? D...

Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

Chill out with the intoxicating smell of our Beer Scented Candle Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every nig...

Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

Dive into a World of Saucy Secrets! Ah, the Cool Aunt - she’s the embodiment of sass, wine, and all things divine. Remember those tipsy heart-to-he...

A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

Your FUNCLE's Essence In A Wick! Ever walked into a room and thought, "Ah, the undeniable scent of fun uncles crushing beer cans after a classic fl...

Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

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