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We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.

Candles

We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from! You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family.
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    Day Drinking Candle

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    It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their...

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    Cat People Candle

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    Hairball much? Our a-meow-zing Cat People Candle is for all the crazy cat people out there. It smells like warm milk, but we swear it smells like p...

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    Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

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    Where your attention goes, bullshit flows. Flush out all that crap clogging up your beautiful aura with our Let That Shit Go Vintage Paint Can-dle!...

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    F*cking Meetings Candle

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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Fuck That Candle

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    How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

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    Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle

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    Smells better than a silent scream Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and tea...

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    F Bombs Paint Can Candle

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    Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

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    A Candle For Grammar Police

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    Smells annoying. Ever wondered how the tantalizing scent of satisfaction smells? The kind you feel after you finally master "your" from "you're"? D...

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    Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle

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    We wish you a ​very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year! Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint C...

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    Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle

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    Time to bust open a can of whoop-ass! Follow through on your good-humored threats of physical harm with our cheeky Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint C...

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    Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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    Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Beer Scented Candle

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    Chill out with the intoxicating smell of our Beer Scented Candle Beer has always been there for you... It was there when you graduated, every nig...

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    Dog People Candle

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    Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes ...

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    Stoners Candle

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    It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for th...

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    A Candle For The Cool Aunt

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    Dive into a World of Saucy Secrets! Ah, the Cool Aunt - she’s the embodiment of sass, wine, and all things divine. Remember those tipsy heart-to-he...

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    Flying Fuck Paint Can Candle

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    A flying fuck you can give! (as a gift!) Free up your mental space while making your living space smell really fucking nice with our Flying Fuck Pa...

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    A Candle For The Fun Uncle

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    Your FUNCLE's Essence In A Wick! Ever walked into a room and thought, "Ah, the undeniable scent of fun uncles crushing beer cans after a classic fl...

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    Forgot To Pay The Electric Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Did you forget to pay the electric bill... again? A fun (possibly parting) gift for the forgetful roommate, our Forgot To Pay The Electric Travel...

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    F*ck It, I'm Done Paint Can Candle

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    Smells like Nope Light our Fuck It I'm Done Paint Can Candle when you're just done with it all. Whether it's a work situation, kids are out of cont...

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    Parent Teachers Candle

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    Smells like a second or third or fourth job. Burning the candle at both ends? Dealing with the virtual hell of remote learning? Have your kids fina...

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    Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Limited Edition Candle

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    A little hair of the dog fur of the reindeer will set you straight. ​Live to sleigh another day with our Instant Cure for Holiday Hangovers Paint C...

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    A Candle For Thoughts And Prayers

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    Show your support! Have you ever scrolled through your feed, seen countless "thoughts and prayers" comments and thought, "There's gotta be somethin...

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    Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

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