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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
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When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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You're An OK Mom Mother's Day Card
In stockTo all the basic moms out there... holla Our unexpectedly funny You’re an Okay Mom Card will score points with some moms out there! Now, if you rec...
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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card
In stockFrom one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...
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Building Blocks Confettigram
In stockIt's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...
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I Love You To Uranus And Back Relationship Card
In stockWhat? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...
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Britney Birthdays Are Toxic Greeting Card
In stockDon't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...
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Your Cat Has Too Much Power Over You Birthday Card
In stockYou let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...
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You're Pregnant! Greeting Card
In stockIt's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In stockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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Just Shut Up About It Congratulations Card
In stockSave some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...
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Shut The Front Door Greeting Card
In stockYou thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...
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Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card
In stockThistle help make it the best birthday ever. So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “...
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Let's Find A Cure For Stupid People Greeting Card
In stockStand back, we're gonna try some science Our cheeky Let's Find A Cure For Stupid People Greeting Card offers a glimmer of hope for the next generat...
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You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card
In stockI many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...
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Whoop-Ass Encouragement Pop-Up Greeting Card
In stockNow with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...
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Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card
In stockPterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...
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I Can't Hide My Feelings For Relationship Card
In stockBig Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...
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You're The Best Period Card
In stockDon't ovary react when I tell you this! Our You're The Best, Period greeting card is great for your bestie, roommate or new friend after you find t...
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The Golden Girls Award Ribbons
Last One! In stock, ready to shipThank you for being a friend. 🏠🌴 A true friend or fan of the Golden Girls will be tickled pink to receive one of our Golden Girls Award Ribbons! Be...
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The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card
In stockGoodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...
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Unload The Dishwasher Anniversary Greeting Card
In stockI don't want no scrub Showing someone you care, doesn't have to be a chore, but sometimes it can be! Our Dishwasher Love Anniversary Card comes cle...
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It's All Shits & Giggles Now New Baby Card
In stockBecause life's messy moments just got a whole lot cuter! Our straight-up hilarious Shits & Giggles New Baby Card reminds parents of newborns, "...
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You're A Freak In The Sheets Co-worker Greeting Card
In stockIt's something you really Excel at. 📈 Spread the love with our cheeky You’re a Freak in the Sheets Greeting Card! Whether you want to celebrate som...
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Has The Most Plants Award Ribbon
In stockBotany new plants lately? 🪴 Being a responsible plant owner takes knowledge and dedication. So, we imagine the winner of our Has the Most Plants Aw...
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Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card
In stockYou probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...
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