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Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    You're the G.O.A.T. Mother's Day Card

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    A visual pun so baaaad it’s good Have you herd? Our funny farm-fresh You’re the GOAT Mom Greeting card is an udderly fantastic option for Mother’s ...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    Didn't Die This Past Year Happy Birthday Award Ribbon

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    And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...

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    Really Good At Taking Naps Award Ribbon

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    Being a professional napper is a skill worth celebrating! Do you know someone who can fall asleep faster than a sloth on a rainy Monday morning? We...

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    Dear Mom, I Get It Now Mother's Day Card

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    Just, wow mom. Our insightful I Get it Now Mother's Day Card gets down to the heart of the matter. But what exactly is it that you get now? Sleeple...

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    My Family Portrait Greeting Card

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    Cat family? A whimsical greeting card by renowned artist, Steven Rhodes. Dive into a scene that resonates with cat lovers, singletons, and all who ...

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    Congrats On Your New (Baby) Tax Deduction Greeting Card

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    Welcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...

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    Happy Birthday And All That Jazz! Card

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    For all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...

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    Bueller... Birthday Card

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    It's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...

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    OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

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    Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

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    You're The G.O.A.T. Father's Day Card

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    Props to Daaaaad A special shoutout to Daaad from his favorite kid, our punny G.O.A.T. Dad Greeting card is the kinda humor that will make dad extr...

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    You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You ...

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    You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card

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    On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

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    Winning At Life Award Ribbon

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    Way to keep leveling up! 🤩🕹️ Humorously celebrate all of life's achievements, successes with our feel-good Winning At Life Award Ribbon! It's a fun...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card

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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card

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    A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...

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    Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed is Legal Card

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    Times are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...

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    Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card

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    Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

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    Golden Girls Happy Mother's Day Card

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    Happy Mother's Day, Ma! Our Golden Girls Happy Mothers Day Card is a golden opportunity to tell your mom what you think of her. Like Rose once said...

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    You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card

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    You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...

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    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Happy Birthday Card

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    I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh, our Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Birthday Card is for your Cindi Lauper loving gal pal that's been there f...

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    Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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    Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

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    You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card

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    Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

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    Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card

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    Hooray. The alien creature has emerged from your belly. High fives threes to our Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card! An extraterrestrial speci...

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