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New Parent Conversations Greeting Card

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Oh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩

Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot escape. Life will soon revolve around changing diapers, inspecting diapers, and planning around diaper changes into the wee-wee hours of the morning. There may be throw-up, definitely blow-outs, and a 100% chance of unexpected showers. Did we mention snot? What about drool? Because there will be more than you ever expected. Buckle up, buttercup!

  • Parenthood Conversations Greeting Card
  • Front of Card: You are about to become intimately familiar with so many bodily functions. (Congratulations!)
  • Inside: Blank. Be as chatty as you'd like about the wonders of parenthood!
  • Designed by a women-owned small business based in Snoqualmie, Washington.
  • Handmade in the USA!

This warmly sarcastic parenthood card design was created by Rain, of Cheeky Kumquat. She established the company in 2013 when she chose to leave her tedious job behind and follow her dreams.

This A2 folded card measures 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide and is professionally printed on high-quality 130lb card stock. It includes a 100% recycled speckle-tone brown envelope and is packaged in a clear protective sleeve.